Bloomfield's secret business....

brewerpaul · Post by **brewerpaul** » Tue May 24, 2005 6:23 pm

I spotted one of these at my gym today:

http://www.everythinghome.com/bloom85po ... le&kw=8571

Who knew? :roll:

Post by **Nanohedron** » Tue May 24, 2005 6:24 pm

Times are hard.

thurlowe · Post by **thurlowe** » Tue May 24, 2005 6:35 pm

Hmm, $349 for a coffee maker. He must be trying to make up for that Spillane whistle outlay.

Cara

chas · Post by **chas** » Tue May 24, 2005 7:15 pm

thurlowe wrote:Hmm, $349 for a coffee maker. He must be trying to make up for that Spillane whistle outlay.

Geez, 350 isn't much at all for a decent coffee maker. I know people who have gone well into 4 figures for espresso/capuccino makers. That's one reason I go for tea (just kidding).

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue May 24, 2005 7:24 pm

I've always pictured Bloomfield as one of those guys who dances on stage with a cane, like in the old Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Tue May 24, 2005 8:49 pm

Did you see the bit about the three warmers? They're not actually shown in the picture, and, well, you don't usually have three warmers at the same time. They get time off, you see. But when you do have Sylvia, Betsy, and Samantha there all at once, it's really nice and, um... warm.

dfernandez77 · Post by **dfernandez77** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:11 pm

Bloomfield wrote:But when you do have Sylvia, Betsy, and Samantha there all at once, it's really nice and, um... warm.

And I imagine there's a whole lotta percolating going on.

brewerpaul · Post by **brewerpaul** » Wed May 25, 2005 5:18 am

Bloomfield wrote:Did you see the bit about the three warmers?

I thought the warmers were for whistles...

MarkB · Post by **MarkB** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:07 am

Bloomie doesn't percolate, he drips, that is why he has rubbers on his feet.

MarkB

Whistlin'Dixie · Post by **Whistlin'Dixie** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:54 am

MarkB wrote:Bloomie doesn't percolate, he drips, that is why he has rubbers on his feet.

MarkB

Eeeeuuuww, Mark that's such a disturbing visual.....

Anyway, Bloomie, I still love you. Even if I'm not one of your "warmers"

Mary

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Wed May 25, 2005 9:34 am

I have it on good authority that the Bloomfield tends to clog and blows out quite a bit of steam.

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Wed May 25, 2005 9:55 am

Nah, he's a lawyer and I pity da fool who is on the wrong side of him in a legal argument. But he has never revealed exactly what he does with his training, to me, at least.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Wed May 25, 2005 10:42 am

The Weekenders wrote:Nah, he's a lawyer and I pity da fool who is on the wrong side of him in a legal argument. But he has never revealed exactly what he does with his training, to me, at least.

Why, he cooks up torts, of course. To go with the coffee.

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Wed May 25, 2005 10:57 am

How strange. He also appears to own a bank.

And an orchid nursery.

Mysteriouser and mysteriouser.

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Wed May 25, 2005 12:13 pm

Nanohedron wrote:
The Weekenders wrote:Nah, he's a lawyer and I pity da fool who is on the wrong side of him in a legal argument. But he has never revealed exactly what he does with his training, to me, at least.
Why, he cooks up torts, of course. To go with the coffee.

AAhhhh! Thats Funny as hell.