Top 10 Things Moms Would Never Say

Matt_Paris · Post by **Matt_Paris** » Mon May 09, 2005 1:37 am

"Don't give a kiss to your grandmother, she didn't shave today."

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Mon May 09, 2005 2:25 am

"You'd save time crossing the road if you wouldn't stop and look both ways, first."

Matt_Paris · Post by **Matt_Paris** » Mon May 09, 2005 2:32 am

"If you make long successful studies, you'll have a boring life, just be a movie star"

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » Mon May 09, 2005 3:01 am

'Don't forget to leave the toilet seat up.'

'Must you tidy up your bedroom? You're getting as anal as your father.'

'15 and you haven't got tats or piercings? What's wrong with you?'

Matt_Paris · Post by **Matt_Paris** » Mon May 09, 2005 3:06 am

No scooters are not that dangerous! What's your problem, are you afraid?

Martin Milner · Post by **Martin Milner** » Mon May 09, 2005 3:20 am

I won't even attempt to advise you on that matter, I'm sure you know much better than I do.

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » Mon May 09, 2005 3:24 am

Martin Milner wrote:I won't even attempt to advise you on that matter, I'm sure you know much better than I do.

I've heard the last clause .... addressed to fathers sarcastically.

MarkB · Post by **MarkB** » Mon May 09, 2005 6:41 am

"That's okay dear, I will do your homework and oh..when do you need your science fair project done? Yes, have lovely time on your date."

MarkB

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Mon May 09, 2005 2:44 pm

"I hope you study hard, so that you can grow up to be a hobo, traveling the rails."

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Tue May 10, 2005 6:15 am

Here's some scissors you can hold while you run.

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Tue May 10, 2005 6:35 am

"Here's some petroleum jelly and traffic jam to spread on your toast."