driving and playing whistle-dont worry-not a recommendation

RonKiley · Post by **RonKiley** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:50 am

If I whistle while I drive when do I catch up on my reading?

Ron

dwinterfield · Post by **dwinterfield** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:51 am

StewySmoot wrote:I am afraid I will knock over my beer with it.

And I thought Texas was the only remaining state allowing an open, adult beverage container in a moving vehicle.

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:53 am

JohnZiegler.Com wrote:In other legal news… the southwest territory highway patrol continued their crack down on citizens who break the territory's new ban on whistling while driving. The ban passed after prior bans on listening to the radio or CD player resulted in a .0002% drop in the number of traffic accidents last year. The Highway patrol announced that they had pulled over 25,000 drivers today alone on suspicion of whistling while driving. These drivers were all fined an undisclosed amount dependant on their ability to pay and, in the case of young women, their level of attractiveness."

http://www.johnziegler.com/editorial.php?e=157

StewySmoot · Post by **StewySmoot** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:00 am

dwinterfield wrote:
StewySmoot wrote:I am afraid I will knock over my beer with it.
And I thought Texas was the only remaining state allowing an open, adult beverage container in a moving vehicle.

Why, uh, yes, er, of course...

Tommy · Post by **Tommy** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:21 am

I agree, when a person is driving they should only be driving.

Tommy · Post by **Tommy** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:59 am

If I enlarged a ring flute to a low ring flute, and put spokes on it thus replacing the steering wheel,and changed the embrochure to a fipple than ran a flexible tube to it than put the other end of the tube over an AC vent would that be a run on sentence?

Koss · Post by **Koss** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:26 am

..I use a special "whistle headset" while driving ... fantastic performance !!

Darwin · Post by **Darwin** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:06 am

Tommy wrote:If I enlarged a ring flute to a low ring flute, and put spokes on it thus replacing the steering wheel,and changed the embrochure to a fipple than ran a flexible tube to it than put the other end of the tube over an AC vent would that be a run on sentence?

Absolutely!

michael_coleman · Post by **michael_coleman** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:02 pm

I do this every time I am in the car...left knee steering etc.

Wormdiet · Post by **Wormdiet** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:23 am

I admit to this practice. Generally only on the highway on cruise control.

I used to get highland piping lessons in my teacher's car while going to competitions.

Practice chanters only.

Post by **Dale** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:56 pm

http://www.chiffandfipple.com/kneedriving.html

walrii · Post by **walrii** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:28 pm

Suppose you play the whistle one-handed while driving - does that count as stupid or merely dedicated?