I...uh....I.....uh....I'd just like to say....uh...

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:28 pm

Peggy wrote:

Darwin · Post by **Darwin** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:33 pm

Peggy wrote:Having spent quite some time perusing the photography . . . <she smiles shyly> . . . on the LLBean and Eddie Bauer websites . . . to admire their fine 100% cotton, prelaundered, high-rumple-potential products and . . . and yes, cosy gray wool socks . . . <trying to be accommodating to the traditional spellers with that "cosy," as well as to y'all in the frozen north--did you notice?> . . . and expecting to find similar and possibly even better delights at Cabela's . . . <they employ models> . . . her venture came to a skidding halt when she found THIS!!!

Now she understands why men are soooo confsed! The poor things! They've been misled! It's no wonder they boast about their socks! What choice do they have?

They've become pheromone-impaired due to the atrocities of modern marketing!

Just look! <Shield your eyes, ladies, the horror is extreme!>

Were you aiming for this?

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:33 pm

Ooooh, extra dessert for you, Denny! You got it to work!

You, too, Mike!

Anything you'd like in particular? I do a nice Bananas Foster . . . it's spectacular flamed out on the lanai . . . here, put your feet up on this nice floral cushion while I get you . . . what would you like . . . the pub's right up the street . . . seriously! . . . no, not a problem . . . I'd LOVE to go fetch something for you . . . it would be my pleasure!

Can I cook something for you? Whatever you'd like . . . whatever you'd like . . .

Denny · Post by **Denny** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:35 pm

I just added .jpg to it!

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:39 pm

Are you sure it isn't just so bears in the woods won't smell them if they are hunting or something?

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:49 pm

Oh, Denny, you're so smart! You, too, Mike!

And so fast! Why, I wasn't halfway to being finished when you came on the scene!

Recognizing that things have come to a grinding halt somewhat sooner than expected, she forgets what she was after and thinks she might need to play her whistle in the bath for a while . . .

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:52 pm

Cynth wrote:Are you sure it isn't just so bears in the woods won't smell them if they are hunting or something?

I'm sure.

Whose side are you on here, anyway?

amar · Post by **amar** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:52 am

i am beginning to see manic behavior patterns...

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:27 am

Now Peggy you just get yourself into that nice warm bath. Play some tunes. Calm yourself just a wee bit---perhaps a couple of drinks? And then tell us who is this Bananas Foster that flames out on the lanai.

We are all on your side dear.

amar · Post by **amar** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:10 am

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:43 am

amar wrote:

I'm impressed Amar.
You made a great job of covering up your stubble.

Slan,
D.

amar · Post by **amar** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:45 am

dubhlinn wrote:
amar wrote:

I'm impressed Amar.
You made a great job of covering up your stubble.

Slan,
D.

stop staring at my jugs, dubh!

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:10 pm

duhblinn wrote:I'm impressed Amar.
You made a great job of covering up your stubble.

Oh, that's why he posted it.

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:05 pm

Cynth · Post by **Cynth** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:13 pm

Oh how long will it take to arrange an introduction?