Does God have a belly button?

Martin Milner · Post by **Martin Milner** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:02 am

And if so, is it an innie or an outie?

TooTs · Post by **TooTs** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:20 am

Who's god?

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:24 am

I think it's a black hole.

glauber · Post by **glauber** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:41 am

God wants to express himself through your belly button.

avanutria · Post by **avanutria** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:06 am

God expresses himself* through lint?

* Used in the generic non-gender-specific sense, of course.

Lorenzo · Post by **Lorenzo** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:46 am

You mean God the Father? Probably. At least he'd need one for astral-projection. I'm sure God the Son has one. I think it's the HG that has the balck hole.

Martin Milner · Post by **Martin Milner** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:58 am

YUP, good ol' GTF.

Naturally you all understand the conundrum. If Man is made in God's image, God must have a belly button, but why does He have one?

Lorenzo · Post by **Lorenzo** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:04 am

Oh, that! Well, as one preacher explained to me...God made Adam and Eve without BBs, and without the ability to defecate or you're innate. But, he built them with expansion in mind in case things headed south.

TomB · Post by **TomB** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:22 am

Lorenzo wrote: But, he built them with expansion in mind in case things headed south.

You mean kind of like PCs and Microsoft Windows??

Tom

Doug_Tipple · Post by **Doug_Tipple** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:07 am

Does God have a belly button? We can only guess. My guess, though, is that She does not. The black hole concept may be as close as we poor humans are likely to get with regard to cosmogenesis. I am comfortable with the idea that there is much that I will never understand. We might as well revel in the great mystery that appears around and within us.

ChrisA · Post by **ChrisA** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:19 am

TomB wrote:
Lorenzo wrote: But, he built them with expansion in mind in case things headed south.

You mean kind of like PCs and Microsoft Windows??

Tom

Given the general chaos that is human history, there may be more resemblance between humans and MS Windows than we'd like to admit!

burnsbyrne · Post by **burnsbyrne** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:24 am

Whether God has a belly button begs the question, does God have a belly?

TomB · Post by **TomB** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:29 am

burnsbyrne wrote:Whether God has a belly button begs the question, does God have a belly?

If so, maybe this will help?

http://www.fitnessquest.com/scripts/cgi ... KWPABLC%20

Tom

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:33 pm

Doug_Tipple wrote:I am comfortable with the idea that there is much that I will never understand.

One almost has to be. We have little choice in the matter.

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:47 pm

Martin Milner wrote:Naturally you all understand the conundrum. If Man is made in God's image, God must have a belly button, but why does He have one?

From the 39 Articles (as found in the Book of Common Prayer), "THERE is but one living and true God, everlasting, without body, parts, or passions; of infinite power, wisdom, and goodness; the Maker, and Preserver of all things both visible and invisible. And in the unity of this Godhead there be three Persons, of one substance, power, and eternity; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost."

One supposes that Mormonism holds that God has a navel, as they believe that He was first a man.