Now hiring replacement groundhog in Punxatawny...

teeisblue · Post by **teeisblue** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:41 pm

My friend just got back from a trip to New York, and on the way home, they stopped to see Punxatawny Phil. I guess he lives in the library and there's a little window you can see him from outside, and you can also see him from inside the library. So she and her husband looked in the window. There were two "Phil"s. One was dead and the other was eating the flesh off it's back! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a grand memory. The only time she gets to see THE groundhog, and he's eating his bro. Competition must be stiff...

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:48 pm

Phil-istine...

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:41 pm

Oh, ewwww! <does the ooky dance> That's awful! Now I'm going to have nightmares!

I innocently clicked on this thinking you were going to tell us he'd predicted 6 more weeks of winter . . . hence the need for a replacement . . .

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:05 pm

When I was a kid of around 8 years old, my hamster had babies and ate them.

I thought it was cool.

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:41 pm

OK. I'm not going to click this thread again.

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:52 am

Zombies eat the brains of their victims. Some zombies move real slow and others move real fast.

rasp · Post by **rasp** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:40 am

i hear ground hog taste like chicken

jbarter · Post by **jbarter** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:10 am

rasp wrote:i hear ground hog taste like chicken

What does chicken taste like?

rasp · Post by **rasp** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:15 am

jbarter wrote:
rasp wrote:i hear ground hog taste like chicken
What does chicken taste like?

like ground hog

Martin Milner · Post by **Martin Milner** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:35 am

Flyingcursor wrote:Zombies eat the brains of their victims. Some zombies move real slow and others move real fast.

The slow ones are faking it.

jbarter · Post by **jbarter** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:40 am

Flyingcursor wrote:Zombies eat the brains of their victims.

Nice to know I'm safe then.

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:23 am

Years ago I used to breed mice for my snake... I stopped when they got so interbred the momma mice started eating their babies. There was something very disconcerting about that.

amar · Post by **amar** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:54 am

hmmmmmmmm, babies, the other white meat...

muahahahahahaaaaaa

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:05 am

Flyingcursor wrote:Zombies eat the brains of their victims. Some zombies move real slow and others move real fast.

Yes. Funny you should mention that. My kid, who is often "freaked out" by zombie movies finds the slow-moving ones to be relatively more freaky than the fast moving ones.

Maybe the dead groundhog was the slow moving one.

Sunnywindo · Post by **Sunnywindo** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:43 pm

Ewwwww yuck!

*Smacks Amar upside the head with an oversized spoon....*

(Oh wait, there is no spoon... right, forgot.)

Sara