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izzarina
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by izzarina Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:53 pm
Cranberry wrote: TomB wrote: Cranberry wrote:
So the flight attendant was a woman of ill repute? I don't understand what women of ill repute have to do with it.
No, she was not. She just happened to be the person asking the minister if he would like a drink. The drink is choice 1, not the flight attendant.
The minister's response was choice 2.
I still don't understand it.
It must be cruel and evil.
why? Did MarMil write the joke?
Someday, everything is gonna be diff'rent
jbarter
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by jbarter Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:04 am
amar wrote: cran, all you have to know is that sex is better than booze. the rest is irrelevant.
Does that depend upon the quality of both? Is bad sex better than good booze?
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by Flyingcursor Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:29 am
Cran, methinks you're playing.
I'm no longer trying a new posting paradigm
amar
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by amar Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:32 am
jbarter wrote: amar wrote: cran, all you have to know is that sex is better than booze. the rest is irrelevant.
Does that depend upon the quality of both? Is bad sex better than good booze?
what flyingdude said.
Martin Milner
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by Martin Milner Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:36 am
Darwin wrote: A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
Is the minister a Catholic Priest, or a Methodist, or something else? That's very important to my enjoyment of this joke.
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by GaryKelly Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:50 am
With the reference to being tied up and and taken advantage of by women of ill repute, I had assumed it was a cabinet minister.
"It might be a bit better to tune to one of my fiddle's open strings, like A, rather than asking me for an F#." - Martin Milner
Flyingcursor
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by Flyingcursor Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:05 am
Martin Milner wrote:
Is the minister a Catholic Priest, or a Methodist, or something else? That's very important to my enjoyment of this joke.
A Marcionite I think.
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TomB
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by TomB Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:58 am
amar wrote: cran, all you have to know is that sex is better than booze. the rest is irrelevant.
Leave it to Amar to get right to the heart of the matter!
"Consult the Book of Armaments"
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by aderyn_du Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:20 am
Speaking of Amar... his new hairstyle is rather interesting, don't you think?
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by amar Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:21 am
it ish my true fashe.
TomB
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by TomB Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:22 am
aderyn_du wrote: Speaking of Amar... his new hairstyle is rather interesting, don't you think?
Amar looks a little bit like Mike Tyson, no?
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GaryKelly
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by GaryKelly Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:33 am
And I'm sure Dale would pay handsomely for one of those pain-inducing devices to keep the creature's urges under control!
"It might be a bit better to tune to one of my fiddle's open strings, like A, rather than asking me for an F#." - Martin Milner
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by moxy Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:35 am
Oh god, Amar, that's just disturbing... please, make it stooooooopppp....
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by jbarter Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:28 am
I think we need to remove all references to Amar from the Cutey Pie thread until he changes that piccy.
May the joy of music be ever thine.
"It might be a bit better to tune to one of my fiddle's open strings, like A, rather than asking me for an F#." - Martin Milner
