New set of "Union" pipes on EBay

rgouette · Post by **rgouette** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:41 am

It's Carol Channing & that's the gizmo that's been responsible for all her hot air all these years...

puffpufff

brianc · Post by **brianc** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:58 am

AlanB wrote:It's Jackie Stallone. She's marketing her new Liposuction Machine.
I just hate it when someone will plug their pipes into any old bag they can find........... :roll:

Alan

Alan gets the funniest answer award, IMO.

Ailin · Post by **Ailin** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:14 am

Perhaps the air tube on the chanter is the way that this set is extended and converted from a "D" set to a "Bb" set.

Wetootwaag · Post by **Wetootwaag** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:47 am

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No E · Post by **No E** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:22 pm

Imagine what the poor chanter reed must look like, bobbing around in the blowpipe!

No E

ausdag · Post by **ausdag** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:54 pm

I've a feeling the 'old timer' may have been taking the seller for a ride when he explained the workings and the set up of the pipes. He's probably still rolling around the floor in fits of laughter.

Ailin · Post by **Ailin** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:57 pm

The chanter reed cane is probably snapped off near the top of the bridle.

Antaine · Post by **Antaine** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:00 pm

you mean it doesn't have a V8?

you know I wonder if these guys, or any of the online "stores" that obviously have no idea how to put them together ever attempt to get a squeak out of it?

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:24 pm

Ailin wrote:The chanter reed cane is probably snapped off near the top of the bridle.

I have a hunch that the reed which comes with this sets' chanter would be of the "styrene and poorly rolled copper staple" variety.

illwinds · Post by **illwinds** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:30 pm

Marching band version perhaps?

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:45 pm

Holy crap! That is too funny.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:16 pm

rgouette wrote:It's Carol Channing & that's the gizmo that's been responsible for all her hot air all these years...

puffpufff

I thought it was Tammie Faye Baker. She found a new gizmo to spray her makeup on for her. She doesn't need the trowel anymore.

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Reepicheep · Post by **Reepicheep** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:28 am

Highlight this post to reveal a slightly risque, maybe even NSFBSK caption for this photo... (in other words don't read if you get easily offended).

Betty White - the new spokeswoman for the "Pleasure-Vibe 5000."

AlanB · Post by **AlanB** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:13 am

Chiff and Fipple Forums

New set of "Union" pipes on EBay

wait, it's Carol Channing!

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