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Krazy Kaption Kontest - new pix again

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(I hate the Ks, too. That was just to get your attention).

In honor of this fabulous new Pub: a caption contest.

The rules are simple, really: Invent captions for any/all of the photos. Then post 'em. That's it.

The good news: There won’t be any judging. It’s a poststructural thing. Just have fun with it. Feel free to add new photos for captions too, if you like.

The bad news: There are no prizes, either. Deal with it. :wink:

Photo 1 (With my example, to get us started):

"Fearing his owner would somehow know he'd been online at Hot Nude She-Pugs for hours, Rex quickly logged off, not a moment too soon."

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"Now everyone on the internet knows I'm a dog."

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scottielvr wrote:"Fearing his owner would somehow know he'd been online at Hot Nude She-Pugs for hours, Rex quickly logged off, not a moment too soon."
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Forced outdoors by the oppressive heat inside his house, Billy-Bob sits down to enjoy the fresh morning air and to smoke a cigarette.

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Fortunatlely, I have my post-its numbered for just such an emergency.
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Photo 5:

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Photo 8:

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Whoops, forgot one.

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Ok, in some looking glass kind of goat world, there is a goat with its arm jammed inside a machine trying to pull a human out. A Vend-a-Bubba machine. An' the goat puts money in, see, but the human......
this is taking too long to explain and lost what little humor it once possessed.
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No wait! Something went wrong in the time travel. I AM Peter Lorre. Really.
Just help me figure out how to get back and undo this metamorphosis.
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Baaaaaaaaaa!

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Why do I have to go outside to smoke? I just don't understand.....

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I know I put that post it somewhere...........

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[quote="scottielvr"]Photo 5:

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Did I not tell you that you couldn't bungee jump in the car?

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Go for the Gold!

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Ian demonstrates the best way to break in a new chanter reed.
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Okay now, remember...buy more post-its...buy more post-its...<br><br>
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Finally finished! ...Hey, where's the baby?<br><br>
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