Slightly OT: a musical joke

Antaine · Post by **Antaine** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:32 am

usually just takes one of us to put the bulb in, but six more weeks to set the bridle just right

Reepicheep · Post by **Reepicheep** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:35 am

I don't have any witty musical jokes, but I'd like to share my favorite lawyer joke...

What do a sperm cell and an attorney have in common?

Only one in 3 Million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Thanks for letting me go a wee bit off topic...
Peace!
Reepicheep

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:42 am

That's funny.

glauber · Post by **glauber** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:59 am

Scott McCallister wrote:I know a bass player who is so bad the section noticed.

LOL!

How do you get a flute player and a piccolo player to quit being out of tune?
Shoot the piccolo player.

No E · Post by **No E** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:07 pm

...and my personal favorite:
Q: What's the differance between a bodhrán player and a foot massage?
A: A foot massage bucks-up the feet.

No E

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:27 pm

Now THAT's funny.

fancypiper · Post by **fancypiper** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:50 pm

Q. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mining shaft?

A. A flat minor.

Q. What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?

A. A flat major.

fancypiper · Post by **fancypiper** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:52 pm

Reepicheep wrote:I don't have any witty musical jokes, but I'd like to share my favorite lawyer joke...

I got one!

Q. Why do they dig a lawyer's grave 12 feet deep instead of the normal 6 feet?

A. Because, deep down, lawyers are really OK.

Reepicheep · Post by **Reepicheep** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:33 am

ballysodare · Post by **ballysodare** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:17 pm

1) What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead Bodhran player in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the snake

2) How do you tell if there's a bodhran player at your door?
The knock keeps getting faster and faster, and he doesn't know when to come in.

3) A doctor, an architect, and a lawyer are sitting in a pub having wee dram and discussing who has the oldest profession. The doctor spoke first saying "well...god created Eve out of Adam's Rib. That was a medical procedure if I ever heard one, making my job the oldest."
The architect, smirking, took a sip of beer and said "Aye, but before that, he took 7 days and created the whole world out of Chaos....clearly an architect's work."
Just then the Lawyer slithered over and asked "but who do you think created that Chaos?"

Cheers
Ross

ballysodare · Post by **ballysodare** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:24 pm

The New All-Ireland Uilleann Pipe Grading system.

1. Beginning piper. Knows nothing.
2. Intermediate piper. Knows everything. Too good to play with beginners.
3. Hotshot piper. Too good to play with anyone.
4. Advanced piper. Plays everything. Especially with beginners.

Chadd · Post by **Chadd** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:41 pm

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One to screw in the light bulb and nine to watch while thinking, "Yeah, I could do that."

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They have a machine that does that now.

Thies · Post by **Thies** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:44 pm

Scott McCallister wrote:Why to GHB pipers march as they play? To get away from the noise.

... and I was told because moving targets are more tricky to shoot. Life can be cruel ... at least sometimes ...

Lurking Chaos · Post by **Lurking Chaos** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:10 pm

How is a bari sax player like a lawsuit?

Everyone is happier when the case is closed.

mickspangle · Post by **mickspangle** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:43 pm

when I used to play in a folk band with no drummer we used to tell the joke onstage that drummers are a bit like condoms. You know you ought to use one, but somehow it feels better without.

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