oooooo...are we all invited to the wedding?Tony wrote:Dear Dale,
Congratulations on your daughter's engagement to Amar. Has a wedding date been set?
INSULT DALE HERE
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I believe that Dale said to insult him -- not to give him a stroke.Tony wrote:Dear Dale,
Congratulations on your daughter's engagement to Amar. Has a wedding date been set?
Will O'Ban
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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
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I was going to leave some witty remark here about amar marrying one of my daughters but when I tried my fingers were still nor working properly and the vision in my right visual field had not yet cleared up. Now that they are, I forgot what I was going to say.
amar and I have an understanding about the Undisputed Daughters. He may choose to pursue one of them. I may choose, in response, to kill him with my bare hands. Do I fear prison? I do. However, if provided all of the appropriate evidence, no jury in the land would convict me. And amar would be the first to acknowledge that this is true.
Seriously, I worry about amar not at all. I am grateful that there is an ocean between amar and my daughters. I am also grateful that I have hacked the Homeland Security computers and posted his picture on the "watch" list therein.
Dale
amar and I have an understanding about the Undisputed Daughters. He may choose to pursue one of them. I may choose, in response, to kill him with my bare hands. Do I fear prison? I do. However, if provided all of the appropriate evidence, no jury in the land would convict me. And amar would be the first to acknowledge that this is true.
Seriously, I worry about amar not at all. I am grateful that there is an ocean between amar and my daughters. I am also grateful that I have hacked the Homeland Security computers and posted his picture on the "watch" list therein.
Dale
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Hey Dale, that right visual field loss is called a "Homonymous Right Hemianopsia". Say it with me now: Homommmiu....Hommnimumum....Homosapi.....
Stupid visual fields! Anyway, I think there's some form of painful laser surgery or perhaps cryotherapy that can fix it. Or maybe it makes it worse. I can't recall just now. Anyway, it'd be fun, and I think you should let me practice on you. After all you've given us, it's time we gave some back.
YOU DA MAN!!
Stupid visual fields! Anyway, I think there's some form of painful laser surgery or perhaps cryotherapy that can fix it. Or maybe it makes it worse. I can't recall just now. Anyway, it'd be fun, and I think you should let me practice on you. After all you've given us, it's time we gave some back.
YOU DA MAN!!
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OK... with the new avatar, you tempt me too sorely...
Dale you are a ******, *********, ********** ****** *****!!!
Oooh... I've so been wanting to say that to her... uh... his face!
Dale you are a ******, *********, ********** ****** *****!!!
Oooh... I've so been wanting to say that to her... uh... his face!
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Hey now... let's not be disparaging washtub bassists. That thing can double as a weapon with instant conversion. Consider yourself warned.Paul wrote:Dale,
You want an insult? OK then, ...............AND you are a Well known certified instructor of washtub bass. Now the whole world knows.
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You know, I'll bet his name isn't Wisely at all. I'll bet he changed it just to throw us all off. And here we all have been thinking him to be SOOOOOOO wise for all this timePhilO wrote:I But what the heck...You, you, Dale Stupidly, you!
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Some would say that i insult Dale every time i post here.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog!
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Dale, ok you asked for it,
May the fleas of one thousand camels infest your armpits
may your chooks turn into emu's and kick your dunny (toilet) down
I hope you confuse your preparation h with your favourite toothpaste and get that cool feeling every time you smile
may your toilet paper be very thin and your razor blunt and jagged,
may your bra be 3 sizes too small, oops was i supposed to mention that??
may your butt itch profusily whenever you are in public
may all your erotic dreams involve danny devito and george bush
may you send me al your unwanted whistles, not an insult just a suggestion
may you always be endowed with more hair coming out of your ears then what is on your back
may your breath be strong and your bladder weak
but most of all
i wouldnt change a thing about u
Your mate (grin)
David
May the fleas of one thousand camels infest your armpits
may your chooks turn into emu's and kick your dunny (toilet) down
I hope you confuse your preparation h with your favourite toothpaste and get that cool feeling every time you smile
may your toilet paper be very thin and your razor blunt and jagged,
may your bra be 3 sizes too small, oops was i supposed to mention that??
may your butt itch profusily whenever you are in public
may all your erotic dreams involve danny devito and george bush
may you send me al your unwanted whistles, not an insult just a suggestion
may you always be endowed with more hair coming out of your ears then what is on your back
may your breath be strong and your bladder weak
but most of all
i wouldnt change a thing about u
Your mate (grin)
David
Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level then beat you with experience!!
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