Harness the Cosmic Energy!!!

Jeff Stallard · Post by **Jeff Stallard** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:08 am

http://www.steinitzskulls.com/

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:15 am

This belongs in the Worst website thread!!!

Slan,
D.

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:25 am

This belongs in the BEST website thread!

Let's see...homo superus...didn't they walk the earth in the Boguscene era?

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:28 am

Well, I'm floored!!!!I was reading about Helen R. who did everything to win the Jefferson County Pumpkinanza (including singing to her pumpkins and telling them jokes), but had no luck until she bought one of these "AUTHENTIC" Steinitz Homo superus skulls (the residual thought energy seemed to connect with the pumpkins). She grows her pumpkins right here in Steubenville!!!! Can you believe it? I have one of these skulls virtually in my backyard and didn't know it!!!

Funny thing is, I've never heard of the Jefferson County Pumpkinanza.....hmmmm, you don't think that Helen from Steubenville is pulling our leg about her skull do you??

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:32 am

I'd like a guarantee, before purchasing, that the residual thoughts flowing from my authentic homo superus skull are not those of the tribal psychopath. Just imagine the pumpkins that might grow in that energy field.

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:36 am

emmline wrote:I'd like a guarantee, before purchasing, that the residual thoughts flowing from my authentic homo superus skull are not those of the tribal psychopath. Just imagine the pumpkins that might grow in that energy field.

yes, scary isn't it? I'll have to remember to avoid her field next Halloween when we get our pumpkins. At least until I'm sure about her skull. We wouldn't want pumpkins fueled by psychotic residual energy on the loose in the neighborhood.

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:39 am

Misprint alert: it's harness the comic energy.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:46 am

"...there's a sucker born every minute." - P.T Barnum.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:22 pm

"...johnny come lately hominid skull dealer..."

It is SO hard to not crack jokes about new talent in the flesh trade. Someone help me, please.

Snuh · Post by **Snuh** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:43 pm

I like how words like 'warrenty' and 'authentic' were always in quotes.

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:45 pm

Nanohedron wrote:"...johnny come lately..."

Someone help me, please.

".. There's a new kid in town.."

Any good ?

Slan,
D.

TonyHiggins · Post by **TonyHiggins** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:48 pm

izzarina wrote:Well, I'm floored!!!!I was reading about Helen R. who did everything to win the Jefferson County Pumpkinanza (including singing to her pumpkins and telling them jokes), but had no luck until she bought one of these "AUTHENTIC" Steinitz Homo superus skulls (the residual thought energy seemed to connect with the pumpkins). She grows her pumpkins right here in Steubenville!!!! Can you believe it? I have one of these skulls virtually in my backyard and didn't know it!!! Funny thing is, I've never heard of the Jefferson County Pumpkinanza.....hmmmm, you don't think that Helen from Steubenville is pulling our leg about her skull do you??

Small potatoes, I'm sorry to say. (pumpkins, in this case) You want big pumpkins? No mention of Steinitz anywhere. (I'm dying to know whose skulls she's using.)

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:57 pm

TonyHiggins wrote: No mention of Steinitz anywhere. (I'm dying to know whose skulls she's using.)

Of course there's no mention of Steinitz! Do you think she'd admit to harnessing the residual mental energy of a homo superus who happened to be a compulsive overeater?
Gee willikers, what if the other farm folk got wind of this? She'd never win next year, unless she switched to the skull of homo "Charles Manson" superus, and her pumpkin knifed all the other pumpkins the night before the judging so it would win by elimination.

Lorenzo · Post by **Lorenzo** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:47 pm

I think that one there is one that was grown somewhere near Santa Cruz, by a farmer who invented "Sonic Bloom." He wired speakers to his garden (underground) and grew that largest melons, pumpkins, tomatoes, ect., ever know to be. And the "classical" music was their preference. It also drove all the insects and gophers away!

I heard this guy being interviewed on KGO a few years back.

Jeff Stallard · Post by **Jeff Stallard** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:25 am

A friend of mine bought several of these skulls to put in his tomatoe garden. They grew remarkably fast, but here's what happened after he sold them to the local grocer: