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There was the Harry Potter vibrating broom....now there.

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... there is the iVibe for consenting partners.

From MIT:

Internet Sex Toy
A Los Angeles law school student is about to release what he claims to be the ultimate sex machine: the iVibe, a sex toy controlled via the Internet. One person plugs in on one side, while the person on the other end controls the vibrations. Its makers consider it the Pong of sex machines.

http://www.technologyreview.com/blog/bl ... 636&trk=nl

It puts a whole new meaning on remote sensing :o

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Yeah, I picked up one of... I mean, I read about those. :oops:

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geek4music wrote:Yeah, I picked up one of... I mean, I read about those. :oops:

With any luck we can eventually eliminate all real human contact. All you'll need is a good ISP.
HEY! THAT was funny!!!!!
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Just think of the potential for creepy Peepers.
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There is a similar product already on the market, called a "sinulator", if I remember correctly.
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Reminds me of the Orgasmatron from the old Woody Allen movie Sleeper...
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brewerpaul wrote:Reminds me of the Orgasmatron from the old Woody Allen movie Sleeper...
The company I currently work for manufactures products that help people that are having critical medical problems and help them live out a more full life: pacemakers, insulin pumps, stents and other things.

Well, one of the products is an electronic device used to relieve cronic back pain. One of our contracted doctors discovered that if the divice was connected to "just the right spot" in the back it could cause that same thing to happen at will!!! :o Flip a switch and there you have it.

Our company would not certify or recommend it for that use, well, because in their estimation it was not consistent with our stated mission. :roll: Geez, we could have gone from a multi-billion to a multi-trillion (bazillion?) dollar company overnight!!!! :boggle: what a shame. :lol:
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brewerpaul wrote:Reminds me of the Orgasmatron from the old Woody Allen movie Sleeper...
That house was on HGTVs Dream Vacation Homes the other day. Turns out the Orgasmatron is actually the house's elevator. :lol:
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[quote="Paul Turns out the Orgasmatron is actually the house's elevator. :lol:[/quote]

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NorCalMusician wrote:[Well, one of the products is an electronic device used to relieve cronic back pain. One of our contracted doctors discovered that if the divice was connected to "just the right spot" in the back it could cause that same thing to happen at will!!! :o Flip a switch and there you have it.:
That wouldn't be a TENS unit would it? I happen to have one of those little gems hanging around. No, not for THAT purpose, although I'm told that people do put those electrodes in some interesting places...
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NorCalMusician wrote:
geek4music wrote:Yeah, I picked up one of... I mean, I read about those. :oops:

With any luck we can eventually eliminate all real human contact. All you'll need is a good ISP.
HEY! THAT was funny!!!!!
Yeah... but think about the virus potential... :o
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anniemcu wrote:
NorCalMusician wrote:
geek4music wrote:Yeah, I picked up one of... I mean, I read about those. :oops:

With any luck we can eventually eliminate all real human contact. All you'll need is a good ISP.
HEY! THAT was funny!!!!!
Yeah... but think about the virus potential... :o
DOH!!!!
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