Way way OT. Best Chiff Chap

[Walden]

Oh, and I nominate Walden.

I aspire to be more like him. He's a fine upstanding person. Has never had a bad word for anybody, ever since I've known him.

Thanks for the nomination and the positive words.

[Azalin]

Since the board is hosted in Canada, I would say only canadians are entitled to be nominated. Hhmmmmm, hey, I'm canadian!

[scottielvr]

I'd like to nominate Nano. Why? Well, because... we can count on him saying something amusingly self-deprecating when he finds he's been nominated, that's why. (It's a bit circular, but it works for me). I was going to nominate Dubh, too, but he already has been. Sort of. I think.
<<sits back, puts feet up, whistles idly and files nails while waiting for the calendar>>

[Nanohedron]

I'd like to nominate Nano. Why? Well, because... we can count on him saying something amusingly self-deprecating when he finds he's been nominated, that's why. (It's a bit circular, but it works for me). I was going to nominate Dubh, too, but he already has been. Sort of. I think.
<<sits back, puts feet up, whistles idly and files nails while waiting for the calendar>>

You ain't gonna see ME in no frickin' calendar like some piece of meat. Besides, I don't even have a cool tattoo on my butt or anything.

[scottielvr]

See?

[Nanohedron]

Girl, I was dead serious. Leave the exposure to the young and svelte. My proportions are, shall we say, nowadays probably an acquired taste. Like limburger, say.

[scottielvr]

But I like limburger!

[izzarina]

by the way, vote not for me, for it is well know that I do not post but rubbish and act highly immaturely. And I have excused myself for this in the past.
Nonetheless, it is what i am, and i shall continue to follow my path.

SIGH...you can have your pick of months in the calendar, ok? :roll:

[Nanohedron]

But I like limburger!

Hey, baby, could WE make a sandwich....

If I absolutely have to be on the calendar, I want March. It sounds so like a command. I'll wear my S&M dominator leathers.

[scottielvr]

Okay, done -- we've gotta close these deals however we can. Izz, we'll have to change Amar's offer to, "you can have your pick of any month but March." After Nano's signed the contract, we can all discuss whether we'll let him wear the leathers, or not.

[IDAwHOa]

I'm still pondering Chiff Chap nominations, but what I really want to know is whether there will be a calendar forthcoming?? I can see it now...

I would have to check with my wife to see if my Bleazey Low D will be an adequate cover up.

I think I would like to see that piccie on a Calendar, or is that a Nor-cal-andar

So, what month would be best for a Chiffer with a BIG low d coverup? May take TWO months, you see!

[scottielvr]

So, what month would be best for a Chiffer with a BIG low d coverup? May take TWO months, you see!

Uhm...I think... I think I'll let someone else, uh, deal with this. I've had enough trouble with Nano and his wardrobe requirements. Ahem....Stacey? Help!

[izzarina]

So, what month would be best for a Chiffer with a BIG low d coverup? May take TWO months, you see!

Oh shoot, Nor....I already have you slotted for half of the May picture, with a Generation G

[emmline]

Girl, I was dead serious. Leave the exposure to the young and svelte. My proportions are, shall we say, nowadays probably an acquired taste. Like limburger, say.

But if you've seen the movie "Calendar Girls," you'll know that the pics are done by posing the subject carefully behind a relevant object--it could be a soprano D. It could be a computer monitor. It could be a house. You decide.
(p.s. I cannot acquire a taste for limburger. Could you describe yourself as something more along the lines of Thai cuisine?)

[amar]

I'd like to see a nudie picture as a centerfold-special with a girl delightfully blowing a DS-lowD.