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My opponent wants to make Christianity, morals, speaking English, oil, SUVs, meat consumption, marriage, small buisnesses, gun ownership, Alabama, the Boy Scouts, displaying the flag and heterosexuality illegal.
--Bush/Cheney 04--

Who says I'm not pretty enough to be President?
--Edwards--
The Weekenders wrote: Vote for John Kerry:
HIS daughter's NOT a Lesbian.
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I country safer the be will election misunderestimated values and Texas sanctity the election vote opponent a compassionate hard my.
-Bush/Cheney 04-

I chose a special John to be my Vice President. He's not just any old Dick.
-Kerry/Edwards 2004-

If you don't vote for me, I will sue you!
-John Edwards-
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Some more I thought of while I'm too tired. :)

Tip a canoe and veterans too.

Don't swap streams in the middle of a horse.

Building a bridge to the 12th Century.

Brought to you by the letter W.

Putting you back in the Nucyoular Family.
Reasonable person
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Bush Cheney 04
FEAR MORE YEARS

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Secular Republicans?
"bring 'em on!"
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Then again, there's always the Party Party ticket...

http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/040721/215557_1.html?printer=1

:party: :party:

Just in case Nano doesn't get enough signatures, that is. :D
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Clinton lied, but no one died.
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Lorenzo wrote:Image
bwhahahahahahahahaha.... :twisted:
Someday, everything is gonna be diff'rent
When I paint my masterpiece.
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Post by Jack »

izzarina wrote:
Lorenzo wrote:Image
bwhahahahahahahahaha.... :twisted:
Since he has two sets of eyes and two mouths, I didn't notice it at first.
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Bumper sticker I actually saw:

Kerry * Edwards
When you're as full of crap as these guys you need two Johns.


And the flip side:

Kerry * Edwards
Getting all that crap out of the White House is gonna take two Johns.


(Gross, I know... Sorry if you're eating...)
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Why change horses in the middle of a stream? Well, if your horse is in over his head ...
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Tell us something.: I play whistles. I sell whistles. This seems just a BIT excessive to the cause. A sentence or two is WAY less than 100 characters.

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Cranberry wrote:
izzarina wrote:
Lorenzo wrote:Image
bwhahahahahahahahaha.... :twisted:
Since he has two sets of eyes and two mouths, I didn't notice it at first.
Didn't expect the second mouth in THAT location though! :o
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Tell us something.: I play whistles. I sell whistles. This seems just a BIT excessive to the cause. A sentence or two is WAY less than 100 characters.

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Doug_Tipple wrote:Clinton lied, but no one died.
That you know of........ :roll:
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Jerry Freeman wrote:Why change horses in the middle of a stream? Well, if your horse is in over his head ...
I've seen:

Bush Cheney 04
Don't change horsemen mid-apocalypse

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