Twisted Campaign Slogans...

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:14 pm

... in which you get in your partisan digs for fun and creativity.

Remember, NO DISCUSSION, just slogans. If you must argue, take it to the post-Apocalyptic Ultra-Behemoth Political Thread.

I'll start.

Vote for George Bush:
Lest the Armies of Compassion smite thee!

Vote for John Kerry:
HIS daughter's NOT a Lesbian.

Vote for John Kerry:
You'll never miss a flu shot again!

Vote for George Bush:
Could the top 1% be wrong?

Vote for George Bush:
In your heart, you know he's NUKULAR!

Darwin · Post by **Darwin** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:22 pm

Vote For John Kerry
If we don't know where he stands, neither will America's enemies.

Vote for George Bush
Jesus loves him; you will, too!

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:27 pm

Vote for Nanohedron.
You could do worse.

Caj · Post by **Caj** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:39 pm

Kerry Edwards '04
Navel lint is the president's fault.

George Bush
I have a real plan, unlike my opponent, to attack the US, and so do we.

John F Kerry
He's just like you
Unless you're the president, in which case he's completely different.

Bush Cheney `04
Thanks for all the money
Sorry about your kids

Caj

Jeferson · Post by **Jeferson** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:54 pm

Bush Cheney
Four more wars

Kerry Edwards
Canadian drugs: it's about time

Jef

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:34 pm

Kerry/Edwards
Who?

RonKiley · Post by **RonKiley** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:46 pm

Somebody else for President.

Ron

TelegramSam · Post by **TelegramSam** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:55 pm

Michael Badnarik
Because the other guys suck!

(also works for Ralph Nader)

SirNick · Post by **SirNick** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:58 pm

ReDefeat Bush in '04

scottielvr · Post by **scottielvr** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:29 pm

Nanohedron wrote:Vote for Nanohedron.
You could do worse.

Count me in. Now you only have 243,278,999 more signatures to go--but you'd better hurry!

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:35 pm

Time to get out the Bushes.

Nobody for President.

Let's not get Kerried away.

There's just one way to vote for Nader,
And that's to be a ballot trader.

Oklahoma Senatorial Candidates:

Dr. Coburn: My constituents aren't real Indians.
Rep. Carson: My constituents aren't real bright.

Will O'B · Post by **Will O'B** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:42 pm

George W. Bush: A Good Reason To Get Out There And Vote

Darwin · Post by **Darwin** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:50 pm

(sorta stolen)
George W. Bush...
Like father, like son
Four years and then done
Vote Kerry!

It's time to get back out of the Bushes.
Kerry in '04!
(Walden, was yours a typo?)

Marvin and Herman
Sittin' in a tree
K I S S I N G
Gonna vote for
John Kerry!
Reason enough for you to vote Bush

The Bush is not Green
Vote for David Cobb

George W. is a Bush Leaguer
John F. will Kerry us to victory

JFK For President -- Again!!!

Forget the war in Iraq.
It's the still economy, Stupid!

Ralph Nader in '04
The President for the Rest of Us

Republican...Bush
Democrat...Kerry
Both...Unsafe At Any Speed
Vote Nader!

George W. Bush...
Fool me once, shame on him.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
This time I'm voting Kerry.

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:33 am

Darwin wrote:
It's time to get back out of the Bushes.
Kerry in '04!
(Walden, was yours a typo?)

No... it was pretty much a verbatim quote of David Alan Grier.

Darwin · Post by **Darwin** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:42 am

Walden wrote:
Darwin wrote:
It's time to get back out of the Bushes.
Kerry in '04!
(Walden, was yours a typo?)
No... it was pretty much a verbatim quote of David Alan Grier.

Oh. Suddenly I got it. I had to imagine him saying it.

(I thought "Let's not get Kerried away." was brilliant.)