Humor: New Presidential Debate

Daniel_Bingamon · Post by **Daniel_Bingamon** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:42 pm

How about instead of a debate, we have the candidates in a tinwhistle competition?

happyturkeyman · Post by **happyturkeyman** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:44 pm

Daniel_Bingamon wrote:How about instead of a debate, we have the candidates in a tinwhistle competition?

And John would, of course, be playing a Kerry Pro!

Edit: I'm sorry, someone had to go there eventually.

Daniel_Bingamon · Post by **Daniel_Bingamon** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:36 am

To make it fair, they are both play Shaws.

If they made a Middle-Eastern version of the Shaw Low-D, you could have the "Shaw of Iran" or something.

I had this idea of PVC pipe protective cases for tinwhistles called "Whistle Silos".

We have to limit our purchases of aluminum tubing these days to prevent nuclear whistle inspections.

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:58 am

I was watching a debate last night. It was the Oklahoma senatorial debate. It was nice to see somebody with a doctorate, on television, who knew how to use "idn't" and "wadn't" in a sentence.

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:32 am

Daniel_Bingamon wrote:To make it fair, they are both play Shaws.

If they made a Middle-Eastern version of the Shaw Low-D, you could have the "Shaw of Iran" or something.

I had this idea of PVC pipe protective cases for tinwhistles called "Whistle Silos".

We have to limit our purchases of aluminum tubing these days to prevent nuclear whistle inspections.

Oh, you're not talking about them WMD's now are you?

Shame, shame, for shame.

izzarina · Post by **izzarina** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:10 am

happyturkeyman wrote:And John would, of course, be playing a Kerry Pro!

Daniel_Bingamon wrote:If they made a Middle-Eastern version of the Shaw Low-D, you could have the "Shaw of Iran" or something.

Ay yi yi....I knew there was a reason to avoid this thread. I refuse to add anything to it

toughknot · Post by **toughknot** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:53 pm

Since neither of them actually play how about giving them brass low Ds and letting them try to club the other into submission.They are kinda bullies anyway....Won't let Nader on the playground.

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:14 pm

toughknot wrote:Since neither of them actually play how about giving them brass low Ds and letting them try to club the other into submission.They are kinda bullies anyway....Won't let Nader on the playground.

Yeah... I saw the debate... didn't seem to be nearly as much substance as just they both had the idea that to win you just had to be the most confident-looking.

Let's replace the final debate with a low-D-athon.

happyturkeyman · Post by **happyturkeyman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:28 pm

I can imagine Cheney and Edwards playing whistle a lot more easily than Bush and Kerry.

Something about Edwards' mouth and Cheney's overall look I suppose.

happyturkeyman · Post by **happyturkeyman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:31 pm

Daniel_Bingamon wrote:To make it fair, they are both play Shaws.

If they made a Middle-Eastern version of the Shaw Low-D, you could have the "Shaw of Iran" or something.

Beautiful setup, Daniel. I do favor the stupid puns myself, but that one's sure a doozy!

amar · Post by **amar** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 3:22 am

too bad clarke is out of the race..

happyturkeyman · Post by **happyturkeyman** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 3:26 am

amar wrote:too bad clarke is out of the race..

as is howard

we're going to cran, we're going to roll, we're going to cut... YYYEEEAAAGGHHH!!!

EricWingler · Post by **EricWingler** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:29 am

Perhaps Bush could play a SYN. You know--wrong whistle, wrong tune, wrong session, . . .

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:31 am

Walden wrote:I was watching a debate last night. It was the Oklahoma senatorial debate. It was nice to see somebody with a doctorate, on television, who knew how to use "idn't" and "wadn't" in a sentence.

kga26 · Post by **kga26** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:31 pm

Bet Bush would give his eye teeth for a whistle of mass destruction.....oh no, I forgot, it doesn't actually exist. :

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