Sunny Scunny????

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:10 pm

I remember it well...

Amar,
Could you prescribe something for kga26, a nice little pill to help her through this thread.

Slan,
D.

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:15 pm

kga26 wrote:I am a naive and exceptionally stupid woman, I get confused easily and often matron is too drunk to give me my medication on time (ha ha) but I thought that 'Sunny Scunny' and the pseudonym 'Dublinn'. reffered to a displaced Irish person living in Scunthorpe. Now correct me if I am wrong, but please tell me if I am right, because then they will let me advance to the Times Cryptic Crossword, and I will feel that my life has not been in vain.

I think you've got it right, if residing in Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire can be considered "living."

scottielvr · Post by **scottielvr** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:21 pm

Oh, good grief, there's no need for psychotropics. Can't you see she's had enough? <hands kga a url>
There, there, dear, you're quite right, so here's a nice crossword for you. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/section/0,,252,00.html
Later, if you work the crossword quickly, we'll give Matron a swift kick for you.

kga26 · Post by **kga26** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:28 pm

Oh, thank God, for a minute there I thought I was going totally mad!

To celebrate I am going to eat this cushion embroidered with the logo 'Chiff and Fipple Message Board, you know it makes sense'.

amar · Post by **amar** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:34 pm

kga26 wrote:Oh, thank God, for a minute there I thought I was going totally mad!

To celebrate I am going to eat this cushion embroidered with the logo 'Chiff and Fipple Message Board, you know it makes sense'.

what on earth makes you think you are not totally loco?

kga26 · Post by **kga26** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:55 pm

Because I didn't eat the brocade bits that go round the edges! Goodness me, evan you should know that!

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:56 pm

Bloomfield wrote:
I think you've got it right, if residing in Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire can be considered "living."

My Dear Bloomfield,
I can assure you that there are worse places to live than Scunthorpe,Lincolnshire. Check in next week and by then I well may have thought of one...(Better make it two weeks..to be on the safe side.)

Slan,
D.

kga26 · Post by **kga26** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:08 pm

Sorry. I have just got the serious side of this thread, so sorry to make fun....anyone truly living in ...Scunthorpe. Sandwiches are available the other side of Birmingham New street , here in the South there are automobiles and blankets and occasioinally sunshine. (Yeah tongue in cheek before you start sending me d**** f$$$$$ b***** messages)

kga26 · Post by **kga26** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:02 pm

Well Dublinn very good. I can't work out how to send you the reply you richly and truly deserve, but until I do, and incase you havn't got it ..S%$£* y()*&
!!!!£$%^&* and take a % in the eye. (I really should stop taking those assertivness classes!)

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:25 am

I'm sure Dubhlinn isn't really displaced. The Highland clearances ended some time ago and Dublin isn't really in the Highlands, is it? I suspect he's really just relocated.

That's it.

Where do you live?
Relocation, relocation, relocation!

Ah, I'm feeling better about my own adopted home already.

waitingame · Post by **waitingame** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:38 am

Scunthorpe can't be that bad. Martin Simpson hails from there.

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:15 am

You'll never take the Grim out of Grimsby, and you'll never take the ....

On second thoughts I shan't finish that sentence, which might attract Toasty to this thread and label me forever a foul-mouthed wot5it di55in Scunthorpe...

Who's Martin Simpson? Is he any relation to my hero Homer (the one who changed his surname from "Odyssey" on account of all the Immigration officials who can't spell)?

avanutria · Post by **avanutria** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:20 am

kga26 wrote:...here in the South there are automobiles and blankets and occasioinally sunshine...

Having just moved from a desert state, a few days ago I commented idly to Martin that I hoped it would rain. He started laughing and couldn't recover for at least two tube stations.

I suspect that's a bad sign.

jbarter · Post by **jbarter** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:27 am

dubhlinn wrote: I can assure you that there are worse places to live than Scunthorpe,Lincolnshire.

You've taken a field trip to Immingham then?

Hang on a minute, I don't really live far enough away for it to be safe to insult these places. Maybe I should disquise my location and change it to Bloomville or something.

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:28 am

avanutria wrote:Having just moved from a desert state, a few days ago I commented idly to Martin that I hoped it would rain. He started laughing and couldn't recover for at least two tube stations.

I suspect that's a bad sign.

Only two tube stations? The chap is clearly made of stern stuff!