Whistle limericks....
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A while back, Dale ran a whistle haiku contest in C&F which produced some great mini poems. Pretty creative bunch here. It occurs to me that perhaps a thread on whistle related limericks could be entertaining ( especially since some threads lately have been sorta dark ). I'll start it off:
A young Jewish foot Doc from Troy,
Plays the whistle and tends to annoy,
His wife, so she takes them,
And smashes and breaks them,
Thus prompting our lad to cry "Oy!"
OK,OK, it's not terrific, but it's the best I can do at 6:30 AM. Bet y'all can do a lot better.......
PS--Yes, it is about me, and I'm not all that young anymore, but "middle-aged" has too many syllables......
A young Jewish foot Doc from Troy,
Plays the whistle and tends to annoy,
His wife, so she takes them,
And smashes and breaks them,
Thus prompting our lad to cry "Oy!"
OK,OK, it's not terrific, but it's the best I can do at 6:30 AM. Bet y'all can do a lot better.......
PS--Yes, it is about me, and I'm not all that young anymore, but "middle-aged" has too many syllables......
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Since I just looked up my Irish-ness in my genealogy record and discovered my ancestors in the 1600s were from County Limerick, it is only appropriate that I contribute:
There once was a gal named Sue
Who felt Irish through and through.
She played on the whistle as soft as a thistle,
And says "Happy St. Pat's Day to you!"
(...oh, that's really bad....sorry...)
Susan
There once was a gal named Sue
Who felt Irish through and through.
She played on the whistle as soft as a thistle,
And says "Happy St. Pat's Day to you!"
(...oh, that's really bad....sorry...)
Susan
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There once was a woman named Kari,
who couldn't quit saying she was sorry,
She tried her hardest to memorize sheet music,
only for her mind to refuse it.
So she sits on her bed almost daily playing her whistle off of sheet music,
while her Honey Bunny's mind doesn't refuse it.
This, at times, makes her quite fuddled;
that her Honey Bunny doesn't get muddled,
playing his whistle in the car,
whith the sheet music afar.
This makes her wish for pot holes in the road,
but quickly dismisses the notion,
cause her Honey bunny would then need a sort of potion;
for the owie in his mouth
would make him pout.
She loves her Honey Bunny more than her whistle,
so she dismisses the thought without a bristle.
who couldn't quit saying she was sorry,
She tried her hardest to memorize sheet music,
only for her mind to refuse it.
So she sits on her bed almost daily playing her whistle off of sheet music,
while her Honey Bunny's mind doesn't refuse it.
This, at times, makes her quite fuddled;
that her Honey Bunny doesn't get muddled,
playing his whistle in the car,
whith the sheet music afar.
This makes her wish for pot holes in the road,
but quickly dismisses the notion,
cause her Honey bunny would then need a sort of potion;
for the owie in his mouth
would make him pout.
She loves her Honey Bunny more than her whistle,
so she dismisses the thought without a bristle.
"Darlin'; They're flying past the window now...."
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A tooter who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"
Sorry, it's not mine. I heard it a long time ago and forgot how it went, but it was my wife who found it online. (She got lucky) Thank you, Mary. I'll cook dinner tomorrow night. JP
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"
Sorry, it's not mine. I heard it a long time ago and forgot how it went, but it was my wife who found it online. (She got lucky) Thank you, Mary. I'll cook dinner tomorrow night. JP
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