Chicken Lips?

[franfriel]

Does a tune with the name "Granny Hold the Candle While I Shave the Chicken's Lips II" really exist?

True or False?

Could it be or is it just sunspots causing dimentia? Maybe I should get out the tin foil hat.

Fran

[scottielvr]

Why, yes, it does. And the world is a better place for it.

[OBrien]

Here it is on The Session:

www.thesession.org/tunes/display.php/2525

[Wombat]

If there hadn't been a tune with that name already, someone would have written one long before the poll had left page 1.

[Dale]

James Brown recorded a song based on that tune. He called his version:

Granny Hold the Candle While I Shave the Funky Chicken's Lips, Part II.

Here are the lyrics:

Yeowww!
Come on!
I can't stand it!
HEEEYYY!

Granny hold the candle.
I say, Granny, hold that candle.
GRANNY! Please, please hold it.

Got to shave this chicken's lips.
OOWWWWW!
GOt to shave this chicken's lips.

Get down, y'all.
Come on!
I can't stand it!
HEEEYYY!

Granny hold the candle.
I say, Granny, hold that candle.
GRANNY! Please, please hold it.

Got to shave this chicken's lips.
OOWWWWW!
GOt to shave this chicken's lips.
Get down, y'all.

HIT ME ONE TIME!
(horns blast once)
HIT ME TWO TIMES!!
(horns blast twice)
HIT ME THREE TIMES!!)
(blast, blast, blast)

Granny come here quick.
Got to shave that chicken's lips.

Granny come here quick.
Got to shave that chicken's lips.

(fade out)

[amar]

dale. you're crazy.

[Dale]

I know. Help me.

[franfriel]

I know. Help me.

I'll be happy to share my tinfoil hat with you, Dale.

Peace,
Fran

[Joseph E. Smith]

I find it a wonderous thing that our benevolent moderator is cracked. Frankly, I feel that the world is a better place as a result.