Someone should get a smiting for this...
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Someone should get a smiting for this...
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They're still not as bad as orchestra conductor or choir jokes:
What's the difference between an orchestra conductor and a sack of sh*t?
The sack.
What's the difference between a lead soprano and a pit bull?
The jewelry.
What's the definition of a male quartet?
3 men and a tenor.
How do you tell the difference between an alto and a tenor?
The tenor doesn't have hair on his back.
What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull?
With a bull, the horns are in front and the a$$hole is in the back...
What's the difference between an orchestra conductor and a sack of sh*t?
The sack.
What's the difference between a lead soprano and a pit bull?
The jewelry.
What's the definition of a male quartet?
3 men and a tenor.
How do you tell the difference between an alto and a tenor?
The tenor doesn't have hair on his back.
What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull?
With a bull, the horns are in front and the a$$hole is in the back...
I heard Joe Burke on television talking about a fiddler who had died penniless, without enough money even to bury him. The hat went round to a group or fellow musicians to chip in towards giving him a dignified send-off. One player (a box player) asked how much was expected of him, and was told that a fiver would be about right. His response to this was: "Well here's ten - bury two whilst you're at it"
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Jokes...
...I don't mind verbal jokes... but Joe, remember when some idiot poured sand down Jay's bass drone???
I remember reading a comic strip where a kid was asking a man in a sherman tank why the tank was here...
"for protection"
"oh, for which part of the parade?"
"Part of the marching band"
"really? which part"
"The bagpipes"
or another comic which showed an apartment complex. In one window was a sign reading "bagpipes for sale" in the other windows were other signs "thank god!" "bless allah" "way to go Joe" etc...
...or..musical failure # 121 --> "Boxpipes" ...phphphpht!
I remember reading a comic strip where a kid was asking a man in a sherman tank why the tank was here...
"for protection"
"oh, for which part of the parade?"
"Part of the marching band"
"really? which part"
"The bagpipes"
or another comic which showed an apartment complex. In one window was a sign reading "bagpipes for sale" in the other windows were other signs "thank god!" "bless allah" "way to go Joe" etc...
...or..musical failure # 121 --> "Boxpipes" ...phphphpht!
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Rather OT, but bear with me (it includes pipes, anyway):
The other nite during the session at Keegan's, we had four pipers on hand, and the presence of four sets of drones filling the air was wonderful. Remarkably, it was also a bodhranless session; a rare thing. As I mused about the counters for things (murder of crows, pod of whales, etc.), I wondered what a plurality of pipers might be called. "Tionol"? Not quite. "Plethora" was offered. I was hoping for something more colorful, but it'll do for now.
Then someone asked what would you call a plurality of bodhran players, and I said, "A feck." Got a laugh for that.
The other nite during the session at Keegan's, we had four pipers on hand, and the presence of four sets of drones filling the air was wonderful. Remarkably, it was also a bodhranless session; a rare thing. As I mused about the counters for things (murder of crows, pod of whales, etc.), I wondered what a plurality of pipers might be called. "Tionol"? Not quite. "Plethora" was offered. I was hoping for something more colorful, but it'll do for now.
Then someone asked what would you call a plurality of bodhran players, and I said, "A feck." Got a laugh for that.