LONG BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Mark September 29 on your calendar because it will mark the beginning of the end of the world.
That's the chilling news from E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson, who claims various conglomerations of alien races are conspiring to destroy planet Earth on that day -- with the help of a few volcanoes and earthquakes.
Johnson says an earthquake is scheduled to take place in Guadalajara, Mexico, and when the "crest" of the quake happens, a giant spacecraft will slam into the fault line like a "kamikaze" fighter and start a global chain reaction that will result in the ultimate destruction of the planet.
He claims the E.T.s want to destroy Earth because, in his words, "They're afraid of human creativity and our unique ways of problem solving."
Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.
It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.
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Sorry, girls, you all have to go home now.peeplj wrote:Hmmmm....I wonder what sort of Dr. he is?E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson ....
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THEY HATE FREEDOM!TonyHiggins wrote: He claims the E.T.s want to destroy Earth because, in his words, "They're afraid of human creativity and our unique ways of problem solving."
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Dr. of Doofus, sounds like.peeplj wrote: Hmmmm....I wonder what sort of Dr. he is?
Sounds like he shouldn't see SF movies when he's off his medication...
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Hyper intelligent mega beings from another area of the Galaxy travel to Earth in their incredibly sophisticated ships in order to collect some Homo sapiens (presently engaged in a headlong dash into Ecological disaster and extinction) for their creativity and problem solving skills.
Mmm
What’s wrong with this picture?
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What’s wrong with this picture?
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Hey, yeah. Good point. Guess I'll cancel that million dollar loan.Hyper intelligent mega beings from another area of the Galaxy travel to Earth in their incredibly sophisticated ships in order to collect some Homo sapiens (presently engaged in a headlong dash into Ecological disaster and extinction) for their creativity and problem solving skills.
Mmm
What’s wrong with this picture?
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http://tinwhistletunes.com/clipssnip/newspage.htm Officially, the government uses the term “flap,” describing it as “a condition, a situation or a state of being, of a group of persons, characterized by an advanced degree of confusion that has not quite reached panic proportions.”
