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Which of the following is most like a real sport and deserving of Olympic inclusion?

Dressage
0
No votes
Dressage
3
14%
Badminton
0
No votes
Badminton
2
9%
Luge
0
No votes
Luge
7
32%
Poker
0
No votes
Poker
3
14%
Badminton
3
14%
Badminton
0
No votes
Bowling
1
5%
Bowling
0
No votes
Synchronized swimming
3
14%
Synchronized swimming
0
No votes
 
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MarkB wrote:In the real interest of the Olympic ideal and honouring the 2000 years of that ideal, I think that all participants this year in Athens should perform naked as they did in ancient Athens. That would surely increase spectator interest.

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I do not want to see a Russian female shot putter naked.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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There IS that.
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You left out some of my favourites, extreme Lunasa copying for example.
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Dwyle Flonking.
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jbarter wrote:Dwyle Flonking.
After a quick Google I can approve of that Sport.

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Rando7 wrote:
sturob wrote:Lawn darts? Whatever happened to good old-fashioned lawn darts?

Mumbletypeg?

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Good ideas, but how about EXTREME mumbledypeg and lawn darts?
Or combine the two for Lawn Mumbleypeg with Darts :)
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Gurning.
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GaryKelly wrote:Gurning.
As demonstrated in your avatar? :D (How come there isn't a gurning emoticon?)
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My vote goes to Extreme Ironing

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www.extremeironing.com

From a recent NY Times article:
It's not for the faint of heart, to be sure. But extreme ironing - the marriage of activities like cliff jumping and kayaking treacherous rapids with what participants call "the satisfaction of a well-pressed shirt" - has been catching on.

The sport was born seven years ago when a young man named Phil Shaw came home from his job at a knitwear factory in Leicester, England, and found himself face to face with a mountain of creased laundry. Thinking that he would rather be rock climbing, Mr. Shaw took his ironing board out to his garden, attached his iron to a long extension cord and pressed his pants.

After that, he and his roommate, Paul Cartwright, did "a spot of ironing whilst rock climbing," Mr. Shaw said, while skiing the French Alps and after scrambling to the tops of tall trees in the Black Forest of Germany.

Now, countless handkerchiefs and pillow cases later, and after stretching to the corners of South Africa, Japan, Croatia and Chile, extreme ironing is coming to the United States, hoping to appeal to the spin-cycle superhero, the wash-and-wear wonder woman in all of us.

This week, Mr. Shaw and two fellow "ironists" made their first stateside stop, in Massachusetts. They ironed while kayaking in the Atlantic Ocean, while climbing in a Rockport rock quarry, and, in Boston, while hanging off the side of a World War II amphibious vehicle known as a duck boat.
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Some of the "sports" border on child abuse, as someone alluded to earlier. I like the Inuit Olympics in Canada. Most events involve entire families. You hold hands with your wife and kids and head for the finish line. Sounds like a lot more fun to me. No steroids.
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Dressage--the horse it the athlete.

Badmiton--lots harder than you think at that level

Synchronized swimming--I'd make fun of it but my Ohio State Buckeyes have won, like, a gazillion national championships in it.

Luge--this should stay. It's the ultimate kids activity made competitive.
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sturob wrote:Lawn darts? Whatever happened to good old-fashioned lawn darts?
Can you say, 'litigation?'
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I'd like to see synchronized flatulence as an olympic sport.
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Joseph E. Smith wrote:I'd like to see synchronized flatulence as an olympic sport.
Mens,Womens or Relay?

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