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blackhawk wrote:What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant?



They're both the same color except for the elephant.
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DaleWisely wrote:Knock Knock

Who's There?

A kid with ADD.

Uh, A guy with ADD, who?

A guy with HEY! LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!
You've been eves-dropping on me, haven't you?
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
An axe murderer.
An axe murderer who?
An axe murderer who doesn't like being asked stupid questions.
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine.
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As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits...













Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
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I was so mad at myself when I finally figured that one out...but you have to love that moment when it all clicks into place!
An bhfuil aon dearmad i mo Ghaeilge? Abair mé, le do thoil!
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Musical_Midnight wrote: Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits...

Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
WAY too many cats and kittens!
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I hope that the one person going to St. Ives will recommend to the man with seven wives etc, that he might want to see a vet, unless he is heading to some restaurant :D

Cats, the other white meat!

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Q: what's purple and dangerous?
A: a grape with a machine gun


What's the difference between an elephant and a mail box?
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Mailboxes won't get saliva on the envelopes.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
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Nanohedron wrote:Mailboxes won't get saliva on the envelopes.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A couple of 'adult' guesses:

'Cause they are afraid of getting the funny bone stuck in their throat?

They would laugh their heads off?
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They taste funny.

Who granted the monster's wish?
An bhfuil aon dearmad i mo Ghaeilge? Abair mé, le do thoil!
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Dale.
Just when you think you've seen it all, the Chieftains get a new guest star!
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NicoMoreno wrote: What's the difference between an elephant and a mail box?
You don't know?

No use sending you to get the mail, then.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his neighbor in the woods?
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Q: What shakes on the bottom of the ocean?

A: A Nervous Wreck!

badoom chink

A three legged dog limps into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw..."

badoom chink

The Mother Superior addresses all the nuns at an abbey "Sister's I feel I must tell you, there is a case of gonorrhea in the convent." And one of them speaks up and says "Oh thank goodness, I was getting so tired of the Chardonnay."

badoom chink

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but cellophane underwear, and the shrink says "well, I can clearly see your nuts"

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There's and old Irish saying that says pretty much anything you want it to.

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