Low whistle for under 15 bucks!

vomitbunny · Post by **vomitbunny** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:13 pm

I swear this works! I SWEAR it!
Take two gen type d whistles, tape them together lengthwise (taking the head off the second) and tape up every other hole. Why didn't I think of this befor?
Oh, you can tape an Eb to a D and get a Eb1/2 whistle! How many people have one of those!
I promise I have tried this and it works so good I can't hardly stand it! I'me rushing home to make a recording right now!
BTW, you can tape a cornet to a trombone and get a french horn out of it too!
I thought of this while riding my horse, which is actually 34 cats taped together. Man, is my butt sore.

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:19 pm

I think a cane low shistle from India can be had for under US15. Which is better in tune, a Scotch taped couple of Gens, or the cane whistle?

glauber · Post by **glauber** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:25 pm

Walden wrote:I think a cane low shistle from India can be had for under US15. Which is better in tune, a Scotch taped couple of Gens, or the cane whistle?

That's hard to say!

Quiet John · Post by **Quiet John** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:33 pm

And my computer is a typewriter duct-taped to a television.

DCrom · Post by **DCrom** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:33 pm

vomitbunny wrote:I thought of this while riding my horse, which is actually 34 cats taped together. Man, is my butt sore.

I'll bet the cats were sore, too! Poor overworked things - 34 cats are barely a pony. For a horse you need at least 70 cats, or 8 cougars.

In either instance, it's recommended you wear chain mail during assembly

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:48 pm

OK Vomit, time to share whatever it is you are taking!

Monster · Post by **Monster** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:54 pm

NorCalMusician wrote:OK Vomit, time to share whatever it is you are taking!

HAAA! Whatever it is I'll take two of em duct-taped together!

brewerpaul · Post by **brewerpaul** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:05 pm

I don't know about you , Vommie...

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:38 pm

Do you think this would work? I'm sending my oldest off to college in the Fall. What if I duct tape the remaining 3 together, and ship them off the year after. Get it all over with for only one more tuition.

BoneQuint · Post by **BoneQuint** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:51 pm

It'll be interesting to find out what the word "works" actually means to you, Vommie. (I love the new nickname! Kudos, Paul.)

raindog1970 · Post by **raindog1970** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:06 pm

It sounds like maybe you've seen one too many episodes of the Red Green show!

My favorite episode was where Red made a Hummer by duct taping two Hyundai Ponys together.

http://www.pbs.org/redgreen/

vomitbunny · Post by **vomitbunny** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:37 pm

Ok, to save time, I'll answere all the questions at once. (actually I wrote that post just befor leaving work and just now remembered it.)
I've never heard of a cane shistle. You can't compare cats to horses directly. Cats are stronger per pound. I take Wellbutin, a type of antidepressant that makes you feel like your amphetamines or something. Duct taping them together would make them harder to swallow, interfer with digestion, and two at a time is too strong, trust me.
Why not tape all four kids together? They/It could get a either a football or basketball scholarship, depending on how you taped them together.
And I've never seen the Red and Green show, what ever it is, though I'll start looking it up right now. Be aware also that I've posted this as one long incoherient paragraph mainly to annoy everyone.

CHIFF FIPPLE · Post by **CHIFF FIPPLE** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 1:25 am

NorCalMusician wrote:OK Vomit, time to share whatever it is you are taking!

Yes Yes I want some

Me too!

is it meme :roll:

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 1:39 am

Vommie is a Puky Tie.

vomitbunny · Post by **vomitbunny** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:35 am

CHIFF FIPPLE wrote:
NorCalMusician wrote:OK Vomit, time to share whatever it is you are taking!
Yes Yes I want some Me too! Me too!
is it meme :roll:

Hey! You can probably get it at a better price than we do here! I've taken anti depressants befor. I've never had one like this thou. Fair warning. Speedy side effects and increases the libido a fair amount. Quite a bit different than most of the crap they hand out. I'm supprized some moron hasn't demanded it be taken off the market. That's how things work over here. Some idiot will claim it's too SINFUL to allow to the public.

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