Hi Dale

amar · Post by **amar** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:40 am

You're amazing gary, and I will not write anything anymore with that confounded ending.
Not after having read such literate ejaculate.

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:51 am

Literate ejaculate! I doff my hat sir, shan't beat that sir, I can't alliterate!

I'm glad I did participate,
And Mr Lee congratulate,
For thanks to this agglomerate,
Three hundred posts I now do rate!

Post by **Nanohedron** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:23 am

Poet Aureate, indeed.

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:26 am

If you look really close
You'll notice we are on page

EIGHT

DCrom · Post by **DCrom** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:42 am

Poet Aureate
a fair estate
I judge accurate-
ly commensurate
with what you rate

Lorenzo · Post by **Lorenzo** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:43 pm

Bad news for our associate,
peeplj, our advocate,
his job did disentegrate,
this caused me to horripilate.

His record here's immaculate,
but bad news tends to inundate,
friends here should meliorate,
so peeplj can recuperate.

I wish we could alternate,
or somehow reciprocate,
what can we do to mitigate..
can anyone illuminate?

Written words are inadequate,
nothing can equivocate,
his job we can't resuscitate,
nor can we act as surrogate.

But if we all should coordinate,
in hopes it don't exacerbate,
no one should capitulate,
perhaps we could agglomerate.

Excuse me while I deviate,
-his famous post adulterate,
I don't mean to extenuate,
But only to elucidate.

That business about Mr. Bates,
my mind it did contaminate,
and not to underestimate,
that member he should refrigerate.

The story seems to illustrate...
frustrate, locate, elevate,
stimulate, inflate, overstate?
then I suggested "castrate!"

Apologies please...I fabricate,
please do let me explicate,
I don't easily fascinate,
with things I can't antimate.

I only meant to educate,
and ventilate, now hesitate,
I've changed my mind to "amputate."
reduce, don't overpopulate

Post by **Dale** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:14 am

What this thread needs is to be lockated.

amar · Post by **amar** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:18 am

nice try, Dale.

Lorenzo · Post by **Lorenzo** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:07 am

You must mean "locate."
(always call before digging)

Ailin · Post by **Ailin** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:14 am

Dale
You do so joculate!?
I am not sure that is even a word so do not commiserate
Or is it too late?
Seeing this thread started with "hi Dale", should I approximate this now to be time for the thread to end with bye Dale, we've been shown the gate?
Apparently this thread's fate will be the victim of a "lockate", and we will
be shut down from this slate, because on we do prate
So off I will go to navigate my pipes and whistles this post tax due date

Ailin

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:34 am

Could this be the next Watergate?
What about the copycat thread the ends in -ate?
Has this turned into a Dictatorate
Is the other one your favorate?

Post by **Nanohedron** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:40 am

Let us not Dale berate; a back-formation is found in "lockate", although it is admittedly over-ornate. A woid's a woid, weak or strong, once it leaves the starting gate.

Just ask Shakespeare.

Steven · Post by **Steven** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:13 pm

At least if Dale should get irate
all he will do is just berate
or, at worst, the thread lockate.
He won't seek to your house locate
and then smack you upon your pate.

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:36 pm

Pate? Hmmm...I thought a pate
Was something what them rich folks ate.