Paul,
Beautiful whistle, its translucency puts to mind a bit of business I wrote a while back. Originally written to demonstrate that a white whistle could be appropriate for Ren Faire street work. I've reposted it below for the enjoyment of the new folks who might not have read it before.
Of course if this opens a Ren Faire performer's market and increases demand making such whistle viable business ... I'd be glad to accept a small marketing commission payable by means of a white whistle (no alterior motives here, nope none what-so-ever)
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<b>Dragon's Tooth Whistle</b><blockquote>"Missy, Yer' wonderin' what me pipes made of? Hmm...."<br><i>(examines the whistle, scratchs head, siddles up closer the mark, er I mean the patron, like the patron's being let in on a mystery)</i>.<br><br>"Might be dragon's tooth ... might not. Ya' sees ..... <br><i>(Glance right and left)</i><br>Da' wee leprechan dat give me dis, <br><i>(hold up the whistle with the left hand)</i><br>wouldn't tell me lest I giv'em a piece o' gold for 'is pot.<br><i>(with right hand, rubs thumb back and forth across index and middle fingers)</i>.<br>Course bein' da simple piper, dat I am,<br>I hadn't a farthing to offer... <br><i>(starts to turn away, but stops and turns back saying)</i><br>"Hmm.....<br>"Ya know, lassy, if YOU had a piece-o-gold or two to offer,<br>I'd 'appily hold it 'till the wee fella comes 'round, an' ask 'im agin."<i>(really big smile....)</i><br><br><i>(On being offered money by the patron, silver or paper,<br> holds both hands up, palms facing the patron in a warding gesture,<br>shakes head no and says)</i><br><br>"Sorry mum, gots to be gold,<br>offerin' the wee fella dat silver or paper money for 'is pot,<br> would just insult 'is inheritance.<br>I've eenuff bad luck as 'tis, <br>without havin' no leprechaun flayling
about cursin' every t'ing in sight. <br>
<i>(Backs away, shakes head impathicly)</i><br>Nope, nope, nope. <br><i>(Points to self)</i><br>Insulted one o-dem fella's once...<br>when I be Chief of me clan,<br>ne'er agin, nope ne'er agin,<br>"You've eye to see me state anow<br>A downward fall from dis station in life, <br><i>(right hand points to ground between the feet)</i><br>I could end up bein' a cow or sow or worse,<br>da King of England... <br><i>(Turns away promptly and begins whistling a new tune...)</i></blockquote>