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She's back on the market!! Oh, wait, I'm not. And I wouldn't be particularly interested in her even if I were. Never mind.

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But who are we going to obsess over now???? I mean, I ask you! How can we go about our normal lives without a Celebrity Couple to gape at, fawn over, gossip about?!?

I feel so...empty. :cry:

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Ben and Jerry's have split? Now that's news :D

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... about time...

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Quote @ Fun4Bambi
Maybe Ben will get back together with Matt Damon - they were a much cuter couple, anyway.
Agreed.
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Gee, and all this time I thought the whole thing was about Jello and that Aflac duck! :lol:
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Eh, J-Lo looks too much like an ex-girlfriend of mine - call me when Jennifer Connelly is single again.

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Sure thing, Loren, I'll give you dibs when I break up with her. :roll:
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I heard that CBS bought the story rights for a made-for-TV movie which will be aired next week. I for one can hardly wait...
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I read in the rumor mags that she broke up with him because he kept playing "The Swallowtail Jig" until the wee hours of the night. :lol:
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Sorry to dissapoint, but I couldn't be happier. I'll never have to hear the term "Bennifer" ever again!
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mamakash wrote:Sorry to dissapoint, but I couldn't be happier. I'll never have to hear the term "Bennifer" ever again!
ImageI couldn't agree more! :P :lol:
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mamakash wrote:Sorry to dissapoint, but I couldn't be happier. I'll never have to hear the term "Bennifer" ever again!
Uh - oh... bad news... I heard on the radio today that Ben has been dating another girl... whose name is... JENNIFER (Garner) !
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Post by Flyingcursor »

This is almost as bad as Billy Joe and Bobbi Sue. Did they ever get arrested by Billy Mack the detective in Texas?

And what about those two American kids from the heartland, Jack and Diane? Didn't they split a while ago.
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