Conspiracy Theory

jim_mc · Post by **jim_mc** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 10:36 pm

Talbert St. Claire is Davy Spillane.

Discuss.

Take it easy, Talbert. I'm just kidding.

glauber · Post by **glauber** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 11:22 pm

Careful, Jim, Davy's lawyers may be listening!

:roll:

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 12:55 am

[quote="jim_mc"]Talbert St. Claire is Davy Spillane.[quote]

Or is it Serpent?

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:08 am

Bloomberg is really Dale Wisely,ace newshound, who sniffs out the elegant, but mysterious Talbert St. Claire who is slowly leaking news of the reclusive Spillane, who is hiding in a Pictish cave in the highlands, composing theme music to a new detective series called "Chiff Spammer." It is only when he tires of composing music, or is driven insane by the pictish abstracts that he'll turn, instead, to the creation of a Doomsday Machine, (a LOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW whistle, whose tone will cause the slavish devotion of the entire world population,) and our own Jim Stone will reveal that his secret identity is none other than 00777, in the service of Her Majesty the Queen. Won't Q(or was it M?) have a time fitting all those devices into penny whistles?
Imagine, evil minions, swarming over the earth, piping out Titanic riffs on untweaked Shaws.

(edited to make even less sense)

janice · Post by **janice** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 8:34 am

!!!!!!!!!

susnfx · Post by **susnfx** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 9:07 am

If TSC is really Davy Spillane, that's some dandy work on a fake-out website.

Susan

jim stone · Post by **jim stone** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 9:38 am

I am Cranberry. by the way, where is Cranberry?

Childers · Post by **Childers** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 10:01 am

Good question

Wombat · Post by **Wombat** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 10:27 am

glauber wrote:Careful, Jim, Davy's lawyers may be listening!

:roll:

Careful, Glauber, Talbert's lawyers might be listening!

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 4:06 pm

Man, I feel really LAME.

Who's TSC???? What have I missed?

You may now jeer at me.

susnfx · Post by **susnfx** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 4:29 pm

Talbert St. Claire.
I won't jeer. I'm not that kind of person.
:roll:

Susan

Chuck_Clark · Post by **Chuck_Clark** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 4:45 pm

jim_mc wrote:Talbert St. Claire is Davy Spillane.

Or his agent, mayhaps?

Don't know either of them. But what the heck! Every other musician seems to have their fanatical defenders. Why shouldn't Mr. Spillane?

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 5:04 pm

jim stone wrote:I am Cranberry. by the way, where is Cranberry?

A ChiffandFipple without Cranberry is like something else. Besides, he never responded to my last private message.

Lorenzo · Post by **Lorenzo** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 5:10 pm

Format: compact disc
Author: St. Claire, Talbert.
Title: Tears of the forest (mystical journey).
Pub.info. Downers Grove, Ill. : Talbert St. Claire, 2002.
Phys.desc. 1 sound disc: digital; 4 3/4 in.

http://swan.sls.lib.il.us:90/kids/0,191 ... on+Society.

There can only be one.

jim_mc · Post by **jim_mc** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:43 pm

Cranberry is off doing some essential life-improvement work. He'll be back.

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