3Fish Productions may buy K-Mart
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3Fish Productions is considering buying K-Mart and converting hundreds of stores into whistle "superstores." Here's a rough plan for a typical store layout.
Note: The idea of having just one employee per store saves money on overhead. This should help offset the cost of rent, which is expected to be kind of high. That, my friends, is just good business sense.
Thanks to the folks at INDUSTRIAL LIGHT & MAGIC for graphical assistance.
We're going to "leak" this information. So, watch what happens to K-Mart stock tomorrow!
Dale
P.S. Note to Thom Larson at The Whistle Shop. Don't worry, Thom. As long as I run a business, you'll have a place to go.
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Note: The idea of having just one employee per store saves money on overhead. This should help offset the cost of rent, which is expected to be kind of high. That, my friends, is just good business sense.
Thanks to the folks at INDUSTRIAL LIGHT & MAGIC for graphical assistance.
We're going to "leak" this information. So, watch what happens to K-Mart stock tomorrow!
Dale
P.S. Note to Thom Larson at The Whistle Shop. Don't worry, Thom. As long as I run a business, you'll have a place to go.
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My god man you mean I can actually roll a shopping cart around the store without knocking things off of the shelves in the narrow aisles?!
However, Whistlegod's question about the bathroom is quite significant. I heard that whistlers pee more than average folk so you may want to install two of each. Maybe it's the Guinness?
Which brings to mind another possible addition. . .
However, Whistlegod's question about the bathroom is quite significant. I heard that whistlers pee more than average folk so you may want to install two of each. Maybe it's the Guinness?
Which brings to mind another possible addition. . .
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Another thought:
Can Andrea Corr be the Assistant Manager? If she doesn't want to do it I'll be happy with one of her sisters!
I vote for Tooters as the Corporate name. It sounds appropriate doesn't it? If I'm not mistaken KMart is owned by Kresge Company, and that sounds too stuffy. So people might not want to go into a store called Chiff & Fipple. Unless of course there are mannequins in the window scantily clad in various leather goods. But Tooters will bring 'em in and WhOA will keep 'em coming back!
For the guy customers Andrea or one of her sisters can personally try out everywhistle before it leaves the store. She can play a scale or two, and Dale can charge three times the market price for a whistle.
For the gal customers I don't know of any hot whistle players of the male gender. Maybe they will settle for Jim Corr, I don't know. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
We could have a special offer: If a guy buys a set of Chieftan's, Patrick O'Riordan's, Copeland's, etc. he gets a date with Andrea. Maybe just a big hug and a kiss on the cheek if he's married.
For the gals I'm at a loss probably because I'm a guy.
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Can Andrea Corr be the Assistant Manager? If she doesn't want to do it I'll be happy with one of her sisters!
I vote for Tooters as the Corporate name. It sounds appropriate doesn't it? If I'm not mistaken KMart is owned by Kresge Company, and that sounds too stuffy. So people might not want to go into a store called Chiff & Fipple. Unless of course there are mannequins in the window scantily clad in various leather goods. But Tooters will bring 'em in and WhOA will keep 'em coming back!
For the guy customers Andrea or one of her sisters can personally try out everywhistle before it leaves the store. She can play a scale or two, and Dale can charge three times the market price for a whistle.
For the gal customers I don't know of any hot whistle players of the male gender. Maybe they will settle for Jim Corr, I don't know. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
We could have a special offer: If a guy buys a set of Chieftan's, Patrick O'Riordan's, Copeland's, etc. he gets a date with Andrea. Maybe just a big hug and a kiss on the cheek if he's married.
For the gals I'm at a loss probably because I'm a guy.
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