Political Implications of Various Makes of Whistle

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:35 pm

•Feadog- Green

•Syn- antidisestablishmentarian

•Generation- moderate conservative

•Clarke original- archconservative

•Meg- fiscal conservative

•Weltmeister- Tory

•Susato- left wing

•Dixon- Dixiecrat

•Water Weasel- Reform

•Hoover- blamed for the Great Depression

•Hohner- Whig

•Sweetheart- bleeding heart liberal

•Jubilee- keyed demographic

Based on scientific research... possibly... mayhap...

NOTE: These whistle preference findings reflect only the implications regarding product preference, and not the political affiliations of the makers.

peteinmn · Post by **peteinmn** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:52 pm

•Serpent - especially the chrome molybdenum steel of the Village Smithy - national defense

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:17 pm

Cronnolly (M&E) would be libertarian, I suppose?

Although with a bore that wide, perhaps the gun lobby mgiht be a better choice...

--James

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:39 pm

peeplj wrote:Although with a bore that wide, perhaps the gun lobby mgiht be a better choice...

I've found there to be quite a few big bores, across the political spectrum.

PhilO · Post by **PhilO** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:57 pm

The "Office of Copeland Security"?

Philo

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:42 pm

Alba?

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:50 pm

emmline wrote:Alba?

Good for playing "Happy Birthday" to Democratic presidents.

jim_mc · Post by **jim_mc** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:59 pm

peeplj wrote:Cronnolly (M&E) would be libertarian, I suppose?

I would have thought the Goldie Overton was the libertarian's whistle of choice.

Freeman tweaked whistles of any sort are obviously for Independents.

Daniel_Bingamon · Post by **Daniel_Bingamon** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:10 pm

peeplj wrote:Although with a bore that wide, perhaps the gun lobby mgiht be a better choice...

Actually, Jubilee Instruments used to make the Saturday Night Special whistle - I'm thinking of bringing that name back.

BTW - What does 'Keyed Demographic' mean anyway?

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:47 am

Daniel_Bingamon wrote:BTW - What does 'Keyed Demographic' mean anyway?

Heh! Who knows.

BTW, you had the same idea I had about the Channukah menorah, with whistles, but I gave up on mine. Your animated version is much better.

brewerpaul · Post by **brewerpaul** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:35 am

Busman-- endorsed by the Teamster's Union

Daniel_Bingamon · Post by **Daniel_Bingamon** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:35 am

OT -
It took a little while.
You could say 'One for each night, they shed a sweet light and a good sound for those all around'.

Almost forgot:

Serpent - Whistles of Mass Destruction

Better watch it Bill, Bush is coming after you next!

Actualy I've been thinking of making PVC tubes (for holding whistles) that are painted and with a end cap and calling them "Whistle Silos".

serpent · Post by **serpent** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:32 pm

Walden wrote:
Daniel_Bingamon wrote:BTW - What does 'Keyed Demographic' mean anyway?
Heh! Who knows.

BTW, you had the same idea I had about the Channukah menorah, with whistles, but I gave up on mine. Your animated version is much better.

Okay... Where the heck is Aderyn our Spelling Cop when you need her!?

Is it:
Hanukah
Hanukkah
Hannukah
Chanuka
Chanukah
Chanukkah

Or should we play "spin the dredl" to find out?
sheesh!

serpent

Daniel_Bingamon · Post by **Daniel_Bingamon** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:40 pm

You can spell it several ways since it's not an english word and doesn't easily fit. The letter Chof is a guteral consonant and some use CH to depict it, others use H. Most do not pronounce the guteral sound in english.

Oh well, just spin the driedel. (How many way do you spell that word)

Daniel_Bingamon · Post by **Daniel_Bingamon** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 8:55 pm

Hey Serp! Where are you hiding those whistles of Mass Destruction.

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Political Implications of Various Makes of Whistle

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