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Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:58 am

... What happens when you have

1) nothing to do
2) a sharp knife
3) a large lime
4) a patient cat
5) too much tequila
6) and it's football season?

ANSWER:

Steven · Post by **Steven** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:03 am

Boy, you try that with my cat and you better not have any future plans for your arm, 'cause you're gonna lose it!

That's entirely too hilarious, Jerry. I guess the tequila was to keep the cat calm?

Steven

Marko · Post by **Marko** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:05 am

Jerry Freeman wrote:... What happens when you have

1) nothing to do
2) a sharp knife
3) a large lime
4) a patient cat
5) too much tequila
6) and it's football season?

Excellent!

really cute cat too. is it yours Jerry?

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:06 am

Unbelievable cat. Can I trade you for the 3/4 of my four who pee in the house and therefore must live outside?

MarkB · Post by **MarkB** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:12 am

I agree with Steven, if I did that to Clancy (25 pounds) you better be wearing full body amour

A good one Jerry!

MarkB

Pat Cannady · Post by **Pat Cannady** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:16 am

couldn't get my two little darlings to sit still long enough.

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:25 am

Marko wrote:... is it yours Jerry?

Not my cat. One of my operatives emailed that to me.

Best wishes,
Jerry

Pat Cannady · Post by **Pat Cannady** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:26 am

the cat HAD to be sedated. No way you could do that to an adult cat in full command of its limbs.

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:53 am

Now, why does this cat look so grumpy:
1) does he resemble all this
2) has sour tequila?
3) is a hidden offspring of my cat Pucette, aka The Untamed Shrew, aka Patricia Katz ?

Post by **Nanohedron** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:31 pm

Good Lord, Jerry! That's hilarious. A very uncharacteristic cat, though, to stand for such an affront to its gravitas.

Zoob, only in the French-speaking world could one get away with naming a cat "Pucette". Does it have fleas, BTW?

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:35 pm

That cat will get even, Jerry. It's just a matter of time. I would put my shoes up, if I were you. My Siamese used em as toilets when in a snit. Cats generally do not enjoy humiliation, except kittens.

This pix may go worldwide. Very funny.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:38 pm

What really throws me is that I've never met a cat that could tolerate citrus of any kind. Most unusual. *scratches head*

TelegramSam · Post by **TelegramSam** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:56 pm

my cat would rip you to shreds if you tried that to her, what did you do to that poor beast?

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:00 pm

Once again, for the record ...

I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!

I don't know whose cat that is or who took the picture. I got it in an email from one of my humor scouts.

Best wishes,
Jerry

peteinmn · Post by **peteinmn** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:40 pm

Jerry

Now you've done it! Pretending it wasn't you just won't work. Be a man an own up! Cat lovers of the world unite against Fruit Abuse to Felines (FAF)!!

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