Another picture begging for a caption

burnsbyrne · Post by **burnsbyrne** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:15 pm

Whoa, dude...nice stuff...(snore)

markv · Post by **markv** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:46 pm

brianormond wrote:-After a dark and stormy night, the now useless form of a larval flute-colony still hung from his neck as rosy-fingered dawn lit the sky, catching the Sultan's turret in a shaft of light. Maul Aflotides consecrated a young flute while his flute-speakers took donations and sold CDs.

-The empire would never lack for flutes now, essential to navigate the cultural universe and keep civilizations from cut-off. Flute navigators encased in music-filled booths required flutes to move vast emotion across the cosmos, eating and breathing flute music while transporting entire audiences. It was said the wildly mutated navigators had once been fully human.

(Wouldn't "Wildly Mutated Navigators" be a great name for a rock band?)

Been reading a little too much Frank Herbert lately? Try the Pandora series as a little breather.

Mark V.

PhilO · Post by **PhilO** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:50 pm

I had at them all with a round of robust and rhythmic tugging, but alas none of the sweet white liquid was to be had....

PhilO

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:56 pm

OutOfBreath wrote:I said, "please give me some fruit!"

That reminds me of the twelve-inch pianist.

Pat Cannady · Post by **Pat Cannady** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:57 pm

Ahem...not sure what to say after THAT one.

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:01 pm

Pat Cannady's and Sara's captions were priceless-- loved them! Phil, don't quite know what to say about yours!

Best,
Andrea

brewerpaul · Post by **brewerpaul** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:21 pm

" I know Serpent promised a free gift with every Serpent Whistle ordered, but I never expected...."

Sorry 'bout that Serpie, I couldn't resist

alternative:

" Do you have the reciept so I can exchange it? I already have one just like it!"

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:25 pm

"Damn lentils....would the Goddess be insulted if let it rip?"

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:51 pm

OutOfBreath · Post by **OutOfBreath** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 4:58 pm

"Would you just look at what your woodpeckers did to my walking stick!"

OutOfBreath · Post by **OutOfBreath** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:28 pm

"Let's not get carried away, now. Next thing ya know you'll be tieing one of these to a bag, or something crazy like that."

OutOfBreath · Post by **OutOfBreath** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:31 pm

"Thank you for the bass pipe to go with my set, but it's never going to play with all these holes in side of it."

Steven · Post by **Steven** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:47 pm

Stacey, no. I'm sorry, dear, but PLEASE change that avatar. It's just too scary!

Steven

CHIFF FIPPLE · Post by **CHIFF FIPPLE** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:47 am

Steven wrote:Stacey, no. I'm sorry, dear, but PLEASE change that avatar. It's just too scary!

Steven

Is this one better

rbm · Post by **rbm** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:58 am

markv wrote:"

"The Great God Yukapuk then smote Jeffrey the Lame for another poor offering of a crudely made, poorly tuned green bamboo flute. The Great God Yukapuk had thought that the Flaxen Shirt of Itchiness and Panpipes of Penance had been enough of a warning. Sometimes cruel lessons must be taught."

Mark V.