Another picture begging for a caption

Scott McCallister · Post by **Scott McCallister** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:00 pm

... and I will name you "Flunta Kinte"

Pat Cannady · Post by **Pat Cannady** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:04 pm

Only the @#$%#$&$#ing drum circle to put up with after this stupid flute ritual, and then I can go home and pop open a cold one...These twits will believe ANYTHING.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:15 pm

Pat Cannady wrote:Only the @#$%#$&$#ing drum circle to put up with after this stupid flute ritual, and then I can go home and pop open a cold one...These twits will believe ANYTHING.

LOL!!

brianormond · Post by **brianormond** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:28 pm

-After a dark and stormy night, the now useless form of a larval flute-colony still hung from his neck as rosy-fingered dawn lit the sky, catching the Sultan's turret in a shaft of light. Maul Aflotides consecrated a young flute while his flute-speakers took donations and sold CDs.

-The empire would never lack for flutes now, essential to navigate the cultural universe and keep civilizations from cut-off. Flute navigators encased in music-filled booths required flutes to move vast emotion across the cosmos, eating and breathing flute music while transporting entire audiences. It was said the wildly mutated navigators had once been fully human.

(Wouldn't "Wildly Mutated Navigators" be a great name for a rock band?)

OutOfBreath · Post by **OutOfBreath** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:31 pm

"This is why we need to start using insecticides on the cane!"

kevin m. · Post by **kevin m.** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:31 pm

"Excuse me,Is this the audition to join 'The Polyphonic Spree'?"

Steven · Post by **Steven** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:45 pm

Fabio plays flute???

Steven

CHIFF FIPPLE · Post by **CHIFF FIPPLE** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:46 pm

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:53 pm

rbm wrote:For his 1st heinous crime he was made to wear the shirt of flax that itched
and for his 2nd most heinous crime he was sentenced to wear the pan pipes of penance.

...And for his 3rd heinous maximous misbeeheaving was doomed to wear a Southern Californian How Are You Today Smile and Blonde Wig!

(glad to see you back, ô Velocette grave-digger!)

glauber · Post by **glauber** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:53 pm

So that's really Stacey? I also thought it looked vagely Fabio-ish.

When can we expect the announcement for the new line of Alba panpipes?

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:55 pm

Bob heaves a big sigh of relief after winning the immunity idol for his rendition of the O-EE-O-EE theme in Survivor:Sherwood Forest.

CHIFF FIPPLE · Post by **CHIFF FIPPLE** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:57 pm

glauber wrote:So that's really Stacey? I also thought it looked vagely Fabio-ish.

When can we expect the announcement for the new line of Alba panpipes?

No No thats God telling me to go forth and multyply

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:04 pm

"Hmmm...what WAS that tune Capn Kirk played on the recorder in that Star Trek movie?"

brianormond · Post by **brianormond** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:04 pm

"Zamfir thanks you, Prometheus! -Perhaps you won't have to back-order the flute next time. Its been hell down here with nothing but fire and the panpipes."

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:13 pm

"Wonder if they're casting for a Robin Hood sequel?"