OT: Want to sell your soul? Calculate its value here.

Bagfed · Post by **Bagfed** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 5:34 pm

If you are born again are you supposed to answer the questions taking your whole life into account or just the second go around?
Because I gave the food to the homeless BEFORE, so my results might be skewed. :roll:

NicoMoreno · Post by **NicoMoreno** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 6:05 pm

Well, it is possible that the answers were slightly skewed... I mean, frankly to even do the questionaire, you most likely had to be using a Microsoft product.

But I still answered no,

because it isn't like I want to! I have no choice!

TelegramSam · Post by **TelegramSam** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 6:46 pm

"Your soul is worth £75277. For your peace of mind, 6% of people have a purer soul than you."

I am a boring person.

cowtime · Post by **cowtime** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 7:00 pm

Sam, you're not boring- you have a valuable soul!!! You play whistle. Now a soul who's also a whistler should actually push up the points.

My value was 75903 pounds/ $129,035.1- 6% were more valueable than my poor ole soul.

And, I am lots of things, but definately NOT boring.

jim_mc · Post by **jim_mc** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 7:01 pm

My soul wouldn't even pay off the mortgage! How did Robert Johnson, an alcoholic and womanizer, get his deal? I think the people running this website must be taking a bigger cut than they're letting on.

Also, there should be a statute of limitations on some of these offenses. Like after a certain amount of time drug-free, out of the real estate business and faithful in marriage, you no longer get penalized for youthful transgressions. God forgives - shouldn't the competition?

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 7:41 pm

Not only am I a vegetarian, I also work for an insurance company!!

I should go ahead and pack my bags for Hell.

Your soul is worth £21031. For your peace of mind, 46% of people have a purer soul than you.

Why does not eating God's animals count against you, while believing the minimum wage is necessary counts against you?

DCrom · Post by **DCrom** » Sat Nov 29, 2003 8:36 pm

I'm appalled! 44% of the population have purer souls than I - I've got to start working HARD on creative nastiness!

Going in, I estimated I'd make the bottom half, not the top!

aderyn_du · Post by **aderyn_du** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:09 am

James, for some reason they seemed to like my pagan soul...

"Your soul is worth £48965 ($83,466.86). For your peace of mind, 14% of people have a purer soul than you."

But I think I'll hang on to it anyway, I might need it next lifetime.

~Andrea

OutOfBreath · Post by **OutOfBreath** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:19 am

Maybe it's just my natural skepticism at work, but that soul calculator sure would be a clever way to sucker people into filling out a marketing survey...

Henke · Post by **Henke** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:29 am

You guys are all saints. Apperantly 91% of the people have a purer soul than me.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 11:42 am

Henke wrote:You guys are all saints. Apperantly 91% of the people have a purer soul than me.

I am so envious! You must be a very interesting character, Henke.

Lorenzo · Post by **Lorenzo** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 11:50 am

Sure glad y'all took the test first. As soon as recieve confirmation that I have a soul (can't seem to mortage it yet), I'll be taking the test and shooting for a low low score. Hope to get one lower than Henke. I don't know why yours should be so high Nano, you seem like a pretty likable guy!

EDIT: Reminds me of the old biblical verse about the first shall be last and the last first in the kingdom.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 12:13 pm

Lorenzo wrote:I don't know why yours should be so high Nano, you seem like a pretty likable guy!

Why, thanks, Lorenzo! Yeah, I thought I could have done better (or worse, if you insist). I'm still wondering where I've gone wrong. Maybe it's not too late......

MarkB · Post by **MarkB** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:50 pm

For what it's worth:

114.504 Pounds Sterling = $247.531.31 Canadian.

Only 3% have purer souls than I of the ones who have taken the test, which is a minisucle sample of the population who have access to the internet. What really has to be done is to find a way to reach all those who don't have access to the internet who might be eager to strike a deal.

What I found curious was what was meant by the question "Do you use or have used internet chat." Sounds like a whole new posting on the pro and cons of using such a medium.

MarkB

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 2:54 pm

susnfx wrote:Well....at one time I did have a direct line to Souls-R-Us

Perusing your website at http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Souls_27R_27Us

Susan, what is the archfiend's position on persons whose contribution to charity was to sell their soul? It seems as if they would no longer have a soul to have a value, or do we speak of the so-called vegetative soul?