Nothing For Sale

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 10:13 am

On 2003-01-24 10:59, jim stone wrote:
I'm afraid nothing was broken! Jim

Nice. (As my Berkley friends would say.)

LeeMarsh · Post by **LeeMarsh** » Fri Jan 24, 2003 2:04 pm

135 posts - I'd say thats much ado about nothing.

If you take something and divided it by nothing the result is undefined.

If you take something and divided it by something else the result is always something.

If take that something else, that your dividing the something by, and whittle it down to nothing, the product approaches everything.

Wether the results are undefined or everything depends on wether you started with nothing or were whittled down to it.

And like the comments about session magic reveal, there nothing like it when you ...

blackhawk · Post by **blackhawk** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 6:49 pm

This deserves a rebirth for those who have joined us since the last of its posts.

didymus · Post by **didymus** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 7:48 pm

Nothing new here.

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:10 pm

There was an x-ray yesterday in the paper of a guy with an 18" auger that went thru his right eye and out the back of his skull, which reminded me of Dale's whistle x-ray. Fortunately, the drill seemed to shove the brain tissue aside rather than macerate it, so the guy is okay, except he lost an eye.

But, nothing here.

CDon · Post by **CDon** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 9:35 pm

Bloomfield wrote:Almost new, perfect shape. No signs of wear & tear. Great sound.

Reason for selling: I need the money to add to my vintage 1950's hearing-aid collection.

Price: $50 each, or $320 for the set. I will cover the cost of shipping Nothing.

Get it now before it goes up on eBay!

Contact me off-board if interested:
bloomfieldINTHEVICINITYOFthe-spa.com

On TV, they always say "BUT WAIT!!... THERE'S MORE!!!...". I want to hear that part of the offer.

Charles · Post by **Charles** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 9:53 pm

I want to hear that part of the offer.

If you listen real closely to the original recording of John Cage's 4'33" backwards, starting at 2'16.5", immediately following the Jordan Marsh Blueberry Muffin Recipe co-narrated by Salman Rushdie and Elvis, you'll hear it. Spooky, huh?

Rockymtnpiper · Post by **Rockymtnpiper** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 8:37 am

Maybe this has been covered (I didnt review the whole thread)

You know what they say "Nothing will come from nothing"....
IS there any truth to "what they say" ?

More to the point....
Are these things going to replicate??

That could be a serious problem.

Wait a moment Bloomfield.. How many sets of Nothing do you have?? And why are you so keen on shipping them out...

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 8:42 am

Since this post has been resurrected after some time, I think we need to check with Bloomfield and find out if nothing is still available.

Bloo, did you sell nothing?

Best wishes,
Jerry

slowair · Post by **slowair** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 8:49 am

I've heard it said that there is nothing in space.

Now I understand how some people can say that NASA's Shuttle program is all for nothing.

Nothing is clear to me now.

Mike

Doc Jones · Post by **Doc Jones** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 9:28 am

Bloomfield wrote:
On 2003-01-21 11:24, The Weekenders wrote:
... better than the ripoff price you're trying to get!
But there is no wait: You can have your nothing right away.

Big fat hairy deal!

I was on the phone with one of the big shot flute makers the other day. We talked for a long time about what I wanted and I ended up odering nothing from him.

He usually has about a two year waiting list but I went out to the mail box today and there was nothing there! How's that for great service?!

I'm calling him back today to order nothing with keys!

Doc

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:02 am

slowair wrote:I've heard it said that there is nothing in space.

Spatial distorsion with NASAL overtones.
There's nothing spatial with space, not even nothing in it, except no-one can hear you whistle.

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:05 pm

Jerry Freeman wrote:Since this post has been resurrected after some time, I think we need to check with Bloomfield and find out if nothing is still available.

Bloo, did you sell nothing?

Best wishes,
Jerry

All my nothing was recently snatched up by an avid collector. I am very happy, because nothing is just right for someone who has everything.

Thanks for asking.

Parcour25 · Post by **Parcour25** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 7:50 pm

I find absolutely nothing about this topic to be funny. (except what I just wrote, and maybe what Blooum and Jerry wrote,... but that's nothing much either).

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 8:15 pm

Bloomfield wrote:All my nothing was recently snatched up by an avid collector. I am very happy, because nothing is just right for someone who has everything.

I think you're holding out on us, Bloo. I bet you've got nothing to spare.

Best wishes,
Jerry

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