How come there isn't a nude whistlers calendar?

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 10:43 pm

madfifer9 wrote:
jim mc wrote:I'm sure one could be put together fairly easily. If you want to see nude whistlers, check this link:

http://www.asia.si.edu/exhibitions/curr ... sNudes.htm
I am SO not checking that link!! Jim, you are scaring me.

madfifer9

You can check it. I made sure. Trust me.

Roger O'Keeffe · Post by **Roger O'Keeffe** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 3:52 am

Hot Asian nude whistlers? Sounds like an undercover C&F job to me.

EricWingler · Post by **EricWingler** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:05 am

Roger O'Keeffe wrote:Hot Asian nude whistlers? Sounds like an undercover C&F job to me.

Do they have credit cards?

Mouse · Post by **Mouse** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:15 am

Not sure about preserving modesty with a whistle. Would a Didjeridu be acceptable?

- Stephen

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:59 am

Mouse wrote:Not sure about preserving modesty with a whistle. Would a Didjeridu be acceptable?

- Stephen

You mean, held sideways?

Ron Rowe · Post by **Ron Rowe** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 3:17 pm

Would seem to me playing accordian while nude could lead to a trip to the emercency room, or at least ensure no kids in your future

Mouse · Post by **Mouse** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 4:15 pm

Bloomfield wrote: You mean, held sideways?

Harder to play that way!

- Stephen

spittin_in_the_wind · Post by **spittin_in_the_wind** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 4:30 pm

I'd need a set of uilleann pipes to cover my modesty....

Robin

Cyfiawnder · Post by **Cyfiawnder** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 4:55 pm

Hmm I do have that big Bass Bb... That should do the trick...

I think I would have to get back into my Varsity Hockey shape before I got naked infront of anyone besides my Doctor. I'm Pretty sure noone on the would want to see my Scotts-Irish/English/German/Bohemian butt anyway

... Besides everyone here knows that the camera lense would crack as soon as the reflection of my face touched it

...

And how could any of us forget "And this one time in bandcamp..."

Rockymtnpiper · Post by **Rockymtnpiper** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 10:13 pm

Maybe its just me and I havent seen as many of the super good looking whistlers as some of you have... It perfectly fine with me if you lot keep your clothes on. On the other hand if Martin Acheived an even more priceless silly & bulge eyed look on his face.... it might be worth the calender price if only to see the new improved look on his face...

jim_mc · Post by **jim_mc** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 11:40 pm

Okay, no more joking around. This one is really a photo of a nude whistler and not a drawing of a nude by Whistler:

[Link removed by request of wiser board member]

jim_mc · Post by **jim_mc** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 11:44 pm

I'll volunteer to pose for the calendar as well. If you guys think there would be any interest in a skinny, pasty-complected, hirsute middle-aged guy, just let me know. February is the shortest month.

jim_mc · Post by **jim_mc** » Sat Aug 02, 2003 5:13 pm

I took down the link to the photo of the nude whistle player. Some folks found it offensive, as she was playing from sheet music. For the record, that was not my wife - I would NEVER let my wife be photographed using sheet music to play the whistle!

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Sat Aug 02, 2003 5:35 pm

I, of course, do not advocate nude whistling, and what not. But, as I recall, Dale had a photo of a naked guy on the beach playing a whistle, in a past issue of the Newsletter.

jim_mc · Post by **jim_mc** » Sat Aug 02, 2003 6:05 pm

Waldski:

Is that origami? And did you make it?

Jim