Does Anyone Know Where I Can Buy...

jim_mc · Post by **jim_mc** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 4:58 am

...a Waldco Rechargeable Flashlight?

madguy · Post by **madguy** » Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:00 am

I think I saw them not too long ago on an Infomercial in the wee hours of the morning...

~Larry

TonyHiggins · Post by **TonyHiggins** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 12:58 pm

There's a company called Starlight that sells a flashlight that works by shaking it. A heavy magnet bounces up and down inside a coil of wire, generating a current, which is stored in some kind of capacitor. It's guaranteed to take a beating and is supposed to function for 50+ yrs. I saw one at a fair and later saw an ad somewhere for them.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 1:35 pm

Tony, yer avatar is creepin' me out.

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 2:07 am

jim_mc wrote:...a Waldco Rechargeable Flashlight?

The fine Waldco line is not sold in stores. It is available for only nineteen easy payments of $19.95. You might be thinking, "Waldco must be crazy to sell them so cheap," but we do it by direct volume selling, and passing the savings on to you!

Don't be fooled by other products bearing similar names, such as Black & Decker or Ronco. There is only one Waldco Rechargeable Flashlight, and it bears the Waldco Seal of Qualitative Quality! This assures you of genuine Waldco luminescence.

But, wait! There's more, if you act now you will receive an original nonautographed copy of The soon-to-be bestseller, The Librarian Conspiracy, from Waldco Press. But only if you act now!

Operators are standing by!

Call 555-WALDCO
That's just nineteen easy payments of $19.95 plus postage and handling, and don't forget to ask for your copy of the soon-to-be bestseller, The Librarian Conspiracy . . . but only if you act now!

Bankamericard and Mastercharge accepted.
Sorry, no cod or carp.

Waldco Enterprises not associated with Waldenbooks, Ronco Pasta, Ronco Infomercial Company, Black or Decker.

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Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 5:23 am

and don't forget to ask for your copy of the soon-to-be bestseller, The Librarian Conspiracy . . .

I wondered when someone would write about that.

Alcona · Post by **Alcona** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 11:10 am

I bet it dances ,cooks, and doesn't do the laundry.

tomcat · Post by **tomcat** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 12:07 pm

lol, well done

Thomas-Hastay · Post by **Thomas-Hastay** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 2:01 pm

If you get one of these you get exercise AND an AM/FM radio!!!

http://www.preparedness.com/noname8.html

(batteries not included)

I'd like to know where I can get one of these!!! WOW, what a whistle!
http://www.leclols.com/whistle.jpg

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 2:21 pm

I think these were a HUGE seller about the last part of 1999.

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Jun 13, 2003 7:04 pm

geek4music wrote:
and don't forget to ask for your copy of the soon-to-be bestseller, The Librarian Conspiracy . . .
I wondered when someone would write about that.

"The Librarian Conspiracy opened my rec***ering eyes to how the rec***er the rec***ering world rec***ering works," raved Ozzy Osbourne.
<img src="http://church-of-the-holy-ghost.freeyel ... braria.gif" alt="Librarian Conspiracy hardcover edition">
Now also available in Waldco Paperbacks.

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Sat Jun 14, 2003 10:53 am

Thomas-Hastay wrote:I'd like to know where I can get one of these!!! WOW, what a whistle!

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