totally OT: Time to elect a new world leader!!

TelegramSam · Post by **TelegramSam** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:04 am

WALDEN!!!!

YOU DELETE THAT THIS MINUTE!!!!

You too, zoob!!!!

*sneef* trying to ruin my little game...

Jens_Hoppe · Post by **Jens_Hoppe** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:12 am

Having to choose between A and B, I just had to go with a whisky drinker over someone favoring martinis.

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:14 am

Ok, ok...

YUTUZUB yurself!

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:26 am

It's fairly obvious who C is but I'm not sure which of the other two are who I think one of them is???? If I think correctly then B.

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:44 am

Be careful how you vote, both here and in real life! Candidate C would probably be a pro-lifer and an environmentalist. Or not.

By the way, I already know the answer! Neener, neener!

starman · Post by **starman** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:43 am

Sorry, I don't give a crap about who's running the world-someone always will be. I want to find out about whistles.

Mike

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 10:46 am

BrassBlower wrote:Candidate C would probably be a pro-lifer and an environmentalist. Or not.

My theory is that Candidate C would be more of a pro-deader.

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 10:48 am

Walden wrote:
BrassBlower wrote:Candidate C would probably be a pro-lifer and an environmentalist. Or not.
My theory is that Candidate C would be more of a pro-deader.

Chuck_Clark · Post by **Chuck_Clark** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 12:40 pm

At this point in the race, "C" is running in third with little more than a quarter of the vote.

Which, I suspect, proves that while the self-righteous may inherit the earth. they won't be able to get the Supremes to anoint them Prez.

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 1:18 pm

Chuck_Clark wrote:At this point in the race, "C" is running in third with little more than a quarter of the vote.

Which, I suspect, proves that while the self-righteous may inherit the earth. they won't be able to get the Supremes to anoint them Prez.

I der to beffig:

There are ways around at this stage, like:

1) burn (or blow up, nuke) some large building, blame it on your opposition, or better a minority. Jail them all to declare the situation is NOW under control, thanks to yourself.

2) Else, start a war against... who cares? Albany can do. Or Moldavia.

Both cases, you immediately get a fat majority.

Post by **Nanohedron** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 1:22 pm

It (choice #1) worked for Nero.

peeplj · Post by **peeplj** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 2:51 pm

peeplj wrote:[cynic mode on]

Candidate C sounds like a good and decent person, and as such, wouldn't survive in politics. He would quickly become a puppit of extremists on either the extreme Right, the far Left, or both, and would be remembered by history as a singulaly innefective, brutal, and unjust leader.

Candidate B would never be elected...the thing about the opium in college would come out during the election and he would be forced to withdraw in shame, even though the rest of his record is probably in his favor.

Thus, by the process of elimination, Candidate A is the only way to vote--a vote any other way is a wasted vote, and a vote is a terrible thing to waste. Besides, he's already got the political associations necessary to get things done in politics.

[cynic mode off]

--James

I just saw another website with the answers.

--James

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 2:58 pm

peeplj wrote: I just saw another website with the answers.

--James

I'm just glad you didn't vote for Candidate C.

Redwolf · Post by **Redwolf** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:12 pm

I had already figured it out, but I did a little on-line check to verify my guess and found the poll too (and I was right!).

Here's another tidbit of info about Candidate C (which shouldn't be enough to give things away)...he/she is NOT a vegetarian, but is frequently portrayed as such. In fact, he/she has been advised by his/her doctor to adopt a diet of only well-cooked vegetables for the sake of his/her digestion, and makes a great show of doing so in public, but in private frequently succumbs to the lure of a favorite meat-centered dish.

If you haven't already figured it out, no fair searching for the poll now! Your vote has been cast!

Redwolf

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:44 pm

I still haven't figured it out, (Maybe I know who C is) but I decided to go with the Whiskey drinker too.