All You Knever Wanted To Owe About Whenny Pistles

Jerry Freeman · Post by **Jerry Freeman** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 10:21 am

cskinner wrote:Avatar??? *flaps sorehead* I thought we were supposed to have aviators! Milly see.

Carol

HA! Foo Tunny, Carol!!!

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 10:25 am

cskinner wrote:...
vaporlock wrote:Sool avatar, Tarol!!
Oh, and laporvock:

Avatar??? *flaps sorehead* I thought we were supposed to have aviators! Milly see.

Carol

FOTRAMLO

(folling on the roar, aphing my lass off)

Post by **Nanohedron** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 10:25 am

Aviators?

Aaaaaaghhh! *runs away screaming*

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 11:30 am

cskinner wrote:Floombield,

Yank thou again for poor yost. It's clarity bade me meal fold enough to quenture another vestion: What do thoo yink about humb tholes on a whenny pistle? For the nee satural (on a wee distle, that is). Cust jurious. Don't want to open Bandora's Pox, though! Pum theeple sink the humb tholes wake a mistle too much rike a le***der.

TIA for your strite replay.
...
Carol

Now let me sackle this earious tissue. Humb tholes, eh? Sumb holes thuck. Don't do such an awe-godful thing to your whistle. You'll have to learn a fing newering. You'll be practically ralf a hecorder player!

*shivvfield bloomers

Surely hutch thumb soles are a goffence againts the Ods.

MarkB · Post by **MarkB** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 12:34 pm

Konfratu-ulluations Bluuming fen. Mae u b oot bipedally erect n yoar mead O

MarkB

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 12:51 pm

Ae, the poste bie Blümenfeld schalle evre altre the way wee speake.

Were thonce mas a wan nom Frantucket
Ko whept all cis bash in a mucket
Hut bis naughter damed Fran
Man away with a ran
And as bor the mucket, Frantucket.

As the common tongue was ever altered by the Great Vowel Shift, so it is altered by this, the Great Consonant Shift.

Lorenzo · Post by **Lorenzo** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 12:55 pm

Bloomfield wrote:Loaction: Location, Location

di l'Boomelf...are you a eaRltor? Do you sell rainbows in prism?

herbivore12 · Post by **herbivore12** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 1:15 pm

Wittgenstein meets Lewis Carroll, right here on Chiff & Fipple; now we know who Bloomfield's intellectual, if not genetic, ancestors are.

Amazing how much can be imparted through utter nonsense, isn't it?

Good stuff!

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:41 pm

Nonner utsense? How dare you, you Bollybag!

blackhawk · Post by **blackhawk** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 3:28 pm

I'm so confused. All of a sudden I seem to be speaking another language than everyone around me. I knew this would happen some day...

Mama always said....

madfifer9 · Post by **madfifer9** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:28 pm

Thow I'm ninking that way, rafter eading all pose thosts!

Did you notice that after a while, the words start to look correct that way???

now I'm really the
fadmifer9

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 2:18 am

No fair! You're all abusing your edge in English to make fun of us wogs!

<--------And it's now you tell me this isn't supposed to be an Aviator?

I don't care. It's already an, er, Rata. I'll append an erratum. Maybe just add a bimbo, make it a Rata Eva. And maybe flip the whole thing left to right.

Easily_Deluded_Fool · Post by **Easily_Deluded_Fool** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 4:43 am

Sir Stanley Umbridge able mightly to transfold

Paul Reid · Post by **Paul Reid** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 7:27 am

Wore yelcome thor fe avigator Loob. If shanyone wood aunt a new avigator, lease plet knee mow.

Ball the rest,

Roll Peed

carrie · Post by **carrie** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 8:05 am

Paul Reid wrote:
Roll Peed

Nunny fame!

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