Questions That Invite Answers Which are Lies, Part I

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Questions That Invite Answers Which are Lies, Part I

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Questions That Invite Answers Which are Lies, Part I

Are you flossing daily?
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So, darling, 10 pm was the only appointment you could get?
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In the US:

If I like my health care coverage, will I be able to keep it? :(
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Flossing?

Is that an ornamentaion technique?
How do you execute it?
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Does this dress make me look fat?

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"How are you?"

I suppose Americans would ask "Howz it doin'?'' or "Wazzup?"

And there's a more narrow one:

"How's business?"

I love these - there is no answer to them that can be true. But it is in the pretence that the answer CAN be true that it all gets interesting!

The social narrative.

Thanks Dale - it's topical for humans at this time!
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