Slightly OT: a musical joke
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Room for a Lawyer Joke?
I don't have any witty musical jokes, but I'd like to share my favorite lawyer joke...
What do a sperm cell and an attorney have in common?
Only one in 3 Million has a chance of becoming a human being.
Thanks for letting me go a wee bit off topic...
Peace!
Reepicheep
What do a sperm cell and an attorney have in common?
Only one in 3 Million has a chance of becoming a human being.
Thanks for letting me go a wee bit off topic...
Peace!
Reepicheep
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Re: Room for a Lawyer Joke?
I got one!Reepicheep wrote:I don't have any witty musical jokes, but I'd like to share my favorite lawyer joke...
Q. Why do they dig a lawyer's grave 12 feet deep instead of the normal 6 feet?
A. Because, deep down, lawyers are really OK.
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1) What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead Bodhran player in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the snake
2) How do you tell if there's a bodhran player at your door?
The knock keeps getting faster and faster, and he doesn't know when to come in.
3) A doctor, an architect, and a lawyer are sitting in a pub having wee dram and discussing who has the oldest profession. The doctor spoke first saying "well...god created Eve out of Adam's Rib. That was a medical procedure if I ever heard one, making my job the oldest."
The architect, smirking, took a sip of beer and said "Aye, but before that, he took 7 days and created the whole world out of Chaos....clearly an architect's work."
Just then the Lawyer slithered over and asked "but who do you think created that Chaos?"
Cheers
Ross
There are skid marks in front of the snake
2) How do you tell if there's a bodhran player at your door?
The knock keeps getting faster and faster, and he doesn't know when to come in.
3) A doctor, an architect, and a lawyer are sitting in a pub having wee dram and discussing who has the oldest profession. The doctor spoke first saying "well...god created Eve out of Adam's Rib. That was a medical procedure if I ever heard one, making my job the oldest."
The architect, smirking, took a sip of beer and said "Aye, but before that, he took 7 days and created the whole world out of Chaos....clearly an architect's work."
Just then the Lawyer slithered over and asked "but who do you think created that Chaos?"
Cheers
Ross
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The New All-Ireland Uilleann Pipe Grading system.
1. Beginning piper. Knows nothing.
2. Intermediate piper. Knows everything. Too good to play with beginners.
3. Hotshot piper. Too good to play with anyone.
4. Advanced piper. Plays everything. Especially with beginners.
1. Beginning piper. Knows nothing.
2. Intermediate piper. Knows everything. Too good to play with beginners.
3. Hotshot piper. Too good to play with anyone.
4. Advanced piper. Plays everything. Especially with beginners.
"It's amazing what you can do with a little motivation and a lot of whiskey"
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