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All about flanges and dental hygiene. And hummus.
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Clearly it is a
government consipracy
that causes tarter

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Tell us something.: I used to be a regular then I took up the bassoon. Bassoons don't have a lot of chiff. Not really, I have always been a drummer, and my C&F years were when I was a little tired of the drums. Now I'm back playing drums. I mist the C&F years, though.
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Tartar's not healthy
on a pearly white but it's
great with fish and chips
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Note the gravity
of a cavity or two
Brush more, floss more, you!
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Cavities kill teeth
But dentist kills your wallet
Decision to make...
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Undisputed One,
Wherefore have we drifted thus?
Flanges and Hummus?


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Hypoxic brain cells
From tooting "Cheapo" whistles
Yield bizarre Haikus.

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Writing bad Haikus
In the middle of the day.
Should get back to work.

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Writing Bad Haikus
at night. I should be sleeping,
maybe whistling,

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man from Nantucket
kept his cash in a bucket
daughter Nan took it
Reasonable person
Walden
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It is very true
That at a bit after two
I'll go brush my teeth
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Sleeping, teeth can rot.
Also while awake. Won't stop.
Pome for FJohnSharp.
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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Why write about teeth?
Perhaps to immortalize?
Then what are kids for?
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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Freedom is not all.
Nor is going to college.
One must have clean teeth.
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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Halloween is here.
Can you be too old to go
trick-or-treating? Nope.
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Santa for Christmas
The bunny for easter time
Dentist tomorrow
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