Chiff and Fipple Forums

Hi there, I'm an absolute beginner and I'm looking for someone just to show me the basics (like how to get a sound out of this thing) before letting me out into the wide world.

EDIT- Since it looks like some people are taking a little look at this would anyone be interested in contacting me over email/msn/aim and just walking me through the basics? Looks like the closest I'm going to get!