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[Lambchop]

Music must evolve. Go with the flow.

But what am I going to do with my beautiful costumes?????

I dunno. Be like the palm tree or something.

That's not very sympathetic-sounding.

Sounds awfully abrupt, in fact. Like you're telling me to just get on with my life already. Pick myself up by my bootstraps and forge ahead, as it were.

I thought you were a counselor. Aren't counselors supposed to be nicer than that? Sympathetic? Good listeners?

And have answers? What kind of an answer is "I dunno."

Sheesh. You didn't even ask how I felt about it or say "so what you're telling me is . . . "

I feel very unloved right now.

Hmpf.

I'm busy anyway. I'm designing a seven-veils costume for Nano . . . he seems to have developed a fondness for sheep . . . so far, I have one veil on my head and another one on my nose (it's attached to my ears), but I'm going to have to get some extensions for the Britney Spears bra . . . I didn't realize I'd take up so much room in it.

[Dale]

But what am I going to do with my beautiful costumes?????

I dunno. Be like the palm tree or something.

That's not very sympathetic-sounding.

Sounds awfully abrupt, in fact. Like you're telling me to just get on with my life already. Pick myself up by my bootstraps and forge ahead, as it were.

I thought you were a counselor. Aren't counselors supposed to be nicer than that? Sympathetic? Good listeners?

Oh, shut up. I'm off the clock.

[Cynth]

Lamby, be sure to check out the belly dancing music thread. I don't know if the "Uncanny Marina" website is open yet, but it promises to be a winner.

[Lambchop]

I'm sorry. I appear to have found my calling.

Bless you for your kind suggestion, though.

[Cynth]

Wait, you mean you are going to be a nun and wear seven veils and that Britney Spears thing? How is that going to go over with the Mother Superior?

[Denny]

Wait, you mean you are going to be a nun and wear seven veils and that Britney Spears thing? How is that going to go over with the Mother Superior?

I believe that, as Lamby's agent, Nano is in charge of bookings, press releases and public relations...

[Cynth]

Hmmm. Has she actually met him?

[Lambchop]

Wait, you mean you are going to be a nun and wear seven veils and that Britney Spears thing? How is that going to go over with the Mother Superior?

I believe that, as Lamby's agent, Nano is in charge of bookings, press releases and public relations...

You are referring to Brother Nano, of course. Yes.

The seven veils were kind of thin, so I had to pile them up to get enough for a good wimple. The Thing made a real nice rosary, though. Very glitzy.

[Cynth]

Well, dominus vobiscum.

[Lambchop]

Well, dominus vobiscum.

Et cum spiritu tuo.

Dang! . . . . err . . . bless us, this thing on my head itches . . .

[Craig Stuntz]

[Runs off to pre-order....]

[Nanohedron]

Hmmm. Has she actually met him?

Ah, yes. That was at a rehearsal for an Esperanto production of West Side Story. I was haranguing the troops in the dressing room. That's my clothes rack next to me.

I always said one can't have enough smoking jackets.

[scottielvr]

Delighted to see you've got into agenting, Nano *cough.* Love the sideburns! It's such a good look for you.

[Nanohedron]

I did cut a figure, didn't I. Still and all, that was back in the day when I couldn't sit with being an agent and just had to stick my nose in. Kept hoping people would forget I wasn't a director. They fired me, and the show didn't make it past opening night. Well, duh. Their loss.

I don't do agenty-type stuff any more. Too many primadonnas and fragile egos for my liking, and that's just the venues, never mind the acts. I reconsidered my priorities and decided that since it was all about ME anyway, I might as well switch ranks.

I'm still waiting for my agent to call.

[Cynth]

Dude, you don't wait for your agent to call you! He's sitting there right now reading the comics whaddaya bet. It's the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

Have you considered going into televangelism?