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Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:16 pm
by fearfaoin
More in a sporadic series of regurgitated posts from failblog.org

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Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:30 pm
by s1m0n
One's a fake, and the other is blatantly ironic. Shurely that makes them both epic FAILs as failblog entries.

Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:36 pm
by fearfaoin
s1m0n wrote:One's a fake, and the other is blatantly ironic. Shurely that makes them both epic FAILs as failblog entries.
Ah, but which is which?
Therein lies the rube.

Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:38 pm
by izzarina
I kind of like the "rizzle for the sizzle" one. I may incorporate it into my daily language

:lol:

Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:25 pm
by emmline
izzarina wrote:I kind of like the "rizzle for the sizzle" one. I may incorporate it into my daily language

:lol:
Why didn't they put "fo' shizzle" as a post script?

Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:06 pm
by izzarina
emmline wrote:
izzarina wrote:I kind of like the "rizzle for the sizzle" one. I may incorporate it into my daily language

:lol:
Why didn't they put "fo' shizzle" as a post script?
HA! That would have made the difference. Fo'shizzle ;)

Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:15 pm
by Congratulations
Why does Snoop have an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:25 pm
by dubhlinn
There's no success like failure and failures no success at all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKoV1yJnqAI


:oops: :oops: Wrong thread... :lol:

Slan,
D. :D

Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:33 pm
by izzarina
dubhlinn wrote:There's no success like failure and failures no success at all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKoV1yJnqAI


:oops: :oops: Wrong thread... :lol:

Slan,
D. :D
Oh pffttttttt....you're too predictable. I don't even have to click on it :P

Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:43 pm
by dubhlinn
izzarina wrote:
dubhlinn wrote:There's no success like failure and failures no success at all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKoV1yJnqAI


:oops: :oops: Wrong thread... :lol:

Slan,
D. :D
Oh pffttttttt....you're too predictable. I don't even have to click on it :P
You did though....

Slan,
D. :)

Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:04 pm
by izzarina
dubhlinn wrote: You did though....

Slan,
D. :)
I'm not answering

;)

Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:39 pm
by djm
Right thread. It's where failures belong, after all.

djm

Re: Failures

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:52 pm
by Denny

Re: Failures

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:34 am
by I.D.10-t
Man Tosses Gas Bomb In Fight, Sets Own Cars Ablaze
The Florida Highway Patrol reported that a 51-year-old man got into a fight with his neighbor on Tuesday night and threw the makeshift gasoline bomb.
It is an improvised incendiary device, not a "Bomb".
I don't know why that annoys me.

Re: Failures

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:03 am
by Innocent Bystander
I.D.10-t wrote:Man Tosses Gas Bomb In Fight, Sets Own Cars Ablaze
The Florida Highway Patrol reported that a 51-year-old man got into a fight with his neighbor on Tuesday night and threw the makeshift gasoline bomb.
It is an improvised incendiary device, not a "Bomb".
I don't know why that annoys me.
You still cling to Sangsaric desire, Grasshopper. You must meditate upon this mantra:

"Jurna liss no giva pukin dam".

There was a story a year or so back about a political aspirant in one of those ex-Soviet states in the Caucasus. He was walking his dog, which was apparently a ferocious-looking creature, and some people he met got into an argument with him, on the idea that the dog should be on a lead.
He was so annoyed (hm!) that as they walked away, he checked his pockets and found a live grenade - as you do. (Or at least, as you do in former Soviet States in the Caucasus.) So seizing the moment, he pulled the pin and hurled the grenade at his critics.
Of course, he forgot the dog, who, in typical playful mood, fetched the grenade.

Shame about the dog, though. I tried to find this story in the internetweb, and couldn't...