What is your real life super power?

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What is your real life super power?

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I can shower forever. I can use up a whole hot water tank in 1 try.
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I have this uncanny ability to jump up at anytime and feed my cat anytime it cries for food.

Now that I think of it... it might not be my power after all.

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I can swipe even the most stubborn credit cards through the card reader. It takes both speed and skill and just the right pressure. One day my power will save the planet.
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The Batman managed to be a superhero without any superpowers, per se.
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I can sleep through thunderstorms and minor earthquakes.
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I can sleep standing up.
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Sleep disorders are not superpowers.
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It's not a sleep disorder! It's a carefully cultivated skill.
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Lambchop wrote:It's not a sleep disorder! It's a carefully cultivated skill.
Is Slood Dood's too?
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Walden wrote:
Lambchop wrote:It's not a sleep disorder! It's a carefully cultivated skill.
Is Slood Dood's too?
Of course. We are kindred souls, sharing an affinity for the sublime nepenthe.

I have slept through four hurricanes, although I did awaken instantly in the earthquake.
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I can make stoplights turn green just by staring at them.
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Lambchop wrote:It's not a sleep disorder! It's a carefully cultivated skill.
Have to adjust my eyes, when I saw your post and your name, I mistakenly read it as "Sheep Disorder".
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Congratulations wrote:I can make stoplights turn green just by staring at them.
Me too. Takes a bit of concentration, and some time, though. Never had it fail, unless the lights were out due to a power problem.

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