Deep. Very deep.
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Deep. Very deep.
A perennial favorite, if that's how you spell perennial. And if that's what it means.
Now in beautiful color and surround sound.
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What's your favorite?
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What's your favorite?
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"If trees could scream do you think we would be so cavalier as to cutting them down? Maybe if they screamed all the time for no good reason."
“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”
“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”
Eddie
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
I think the trees one is pretty funny. I think the one about the bum pushing the shopping cart is pretty funny. No wonder you're a bum! Look at the stupid crap you bought. Or something like that (see, I didn't actually quote it.)
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I must admit that's my favourite too, not that I'm familiar with very many. I'm on dial-up at home and they each take about five minutes to load.Dale wrote:I'm partial to
If a child asks you why it is raining, a good thing to say is "God is crying." When the child asks you why God is crying, a good thing to say is "It's probably because of something you did."
I know one or two parents who'd say that. Well, actually they'd say 'It's probably because of something you did to me.'
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The future is bright - let´s buy shades!
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And an Emo Phillips corollarykhl wrote:I'm partial to this one:
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(Something like that.)
...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said "A truck!"
Eddie
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
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It's a toss-up between
andI can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
I was taking my little nephew to disneyland, but i decided to play a mean trick. i pulled up next to an old, burned down warehouse. "Oh no," i said. "Disneyland burned down." He started crying, and i was about to tell him it was all a joke and drive to the real disneyland, but it was getting kinda late.
Crazy for the blue white and red
Crazy for the blue white and red
And yellow fringe
Crazy for the blue white red and yellow
Crazy for the blue white and red
And yellow fringe
Crazy for the blue white red and yellow