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Favorite Fark cliches

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Okay, I know many of you visit Fark, and that most of those who do are familiar with the photoshop contests and cliches and the works...

What I'd like to know is, what are your favorite Fark cliches?

My personal favs:

"The goggles, they do nothing!!!"
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Admiral Akbar
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Moshgirl
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HAHA!!! That guys face behind Moshgirl is hilarious!!!
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My favorite is a cross-cliche, as it also comes up here quite often.
Mrs. Coffee, meet Mr. Keyboard. How was the trip through my nose?
(I paraphrase, of course)


Oh, and let us not forget about The Hoff:




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:lol: BOLDFINGER :lol:
I haven't seen that 'shop before :lol: that must have been the 'Hoff 'shop contest I missed while on vacation. :lol:
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Ha Ha Guy is another great, albeit often overused, Fark cliche.

HA HA Guy picture generator
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Tyler Morris wrote:Ha Ha Guy is another great, albeit often overused, Fark cliche.

HA HA Guy picture generator
WHAT? So that's where they got all those images from!

I remember the great Ha Ha Guy thread.

I haven't been on Fark in months. I sure miss it. In my new job I actually have other things to do.

Then there was the famous "buttsecks" cliche.
And the Dumo-can or whatever cliche.


What about
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Here's one of the best 'Shops I ever saw:

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The Ultimate Fark Cliche:

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AAAhhh, the kittens, how could I have forgotten about the kittens!!??
LOLS!!!1!11!!eleventy1!

the buttsecs still pops up from time to time.

There was, recently, an O RLY owl part deux, but I can't find it now.

Weekenders knows (if I remember correctly, Lance help me out here) one of the subjects of a photoshop contest; do you remember the "batshiat crazy lady" with the airhorns used to scare away the mountain lions?



one of my recent favorites is Mustard Man:
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and this is one of the funniest photoshop contests
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I forgot about the Farmer's Market cliche.
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This image, and any image that draws attention to Hasselhuff's groin, is totally freaking me out.
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Joseph E. Smith wrote:Image

This image, and any image that draws attention to Hasselhuff's groin, is totally freaking me out.
It's kinda hot in a retro sorta way...
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Cranberry wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:Image

This image, and any image that draws attention to Hasselhuff's groin, is totally freaking me out.
It's kinda hot in a retro sorta way...
... not with hisselhopp it isn't. :lol:
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Joseph E. Smith wrote:
Cranberry wrote:
Joseph E. Smith wrote:Image

This image, and any image that draws attention to Hasselhuff's groin, is totally freaking me out.
It's kinda hot in a retro sorta way...
... not with hisselhopp it isn't. :lol:
What can I say? The fact that it's him is what makes it kinda weirdly hot. :P
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Cranberry wrote:
What can I say? The fact that it's him is what makes it kinda weirdly hot. :P
Dude, you seriously need to re-evaluate your taste in men. :wink:
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Joseph E. Smith wrote:
Cranberry wrote:
What can I say? The fact that it's him is what makes it kinda weirdly hot. :P
Dude, you seriously need to re-evaluate your taste in men. :wink:
I like all types, especially funny ones. :P And David Hasselhoff is funny, whether or not he tries to be...lol
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Cranberry wrote: David Hasselhoff is funny, whether or not he tries to be...lol

I'll buy that.
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