my new star trek style brain washing machine

lixnaw · Post by **lixnaw** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:41 am

it works

http://www.clarus.com

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:53 am

"I'm 66 years old and was given a gift by a friend of mine. It was the Q-Link that was supposed to give me More energy for all my hobbies, tennis, gym and grandchildren. Also I didn't fully believe in it. I told myself "why not wear it and see." To my great surprise and skepticism, I found that I had become More energetic, More centered than I had ever felt before. It was truly a great gift and now I wear it with confidence and like to share that recognition with many others. I still don't understand how it works, but I can always tell the difference when I don't wear it (More tired) then put it back on again (More energy and enjoy my life More) so I know it really does work. Just thought I'd share my experience with you."

Warning: Side effects may include always spelling 'More' with a capital M, resulting in More subliminal messaging and More testimonials from More satisfied customers.

djm · Post by **djm** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:58 am

This reminds me of those magnetized bracelets that used to be sold to do wonderful things to your whole life just by having one on. And this, like your perfect chair, seems to be the same thing - just having one on.

djm

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:02 am

Lix me boyo,

Lay a Pavee curse on them all

Slan,
D.

brewerpaul · Post by **brewerpaul** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:05 am

It must work. I mean, they couldn't put it on the internet if it wasn't real, could they?

TelegramSam · Post by **TelegramSam** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:19 am

Or maybe he has "More" energy because he believes he has more energy? Self-fullfilling prophesy?

I smell a placebo effect.

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:21 am

brewerpaul wrote:It must work. I mean, they couldn't put it on the internet if it wasn't real, could they?

'course not!! Perish the thought!
Everything on the internet is true!
just ask these guys

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

Celtic983 · Post by **Celtic983** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:40 am

They forgot to mention that the Q link makes you a better whislter, flute player and/or piper

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:41 am

Celtic983 wrote:They forgot to mention that the Q link makes you a better whislter, flute player and/or piper

Yeah, and it also gives you more vivid dreams and delusions of grandure...

Celtic983 · Post by **Celtic983** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:45 am

Note* The Q link does not help with spelling. Hence Whistler became Whislter

TonyHiggins · Post by **TonyHiggins** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:13 pm

That was a pretty hard slam on lixnaw, skepticism or not. It seemed like a sincere post. Scares me off if I have something wonderful, but dubious sounding, to share.
Tony

fearfaoin · Post by **fearfaoin** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:24 pm

TonyHiggins wrote:It seemed like a sincere post.

... even with "brain-washing" in the thread title?

lixnaw · Post by **lixnaw** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:47 pm

TonyHiggins wrote:That was a pretty hard slam on lixnaw, skepticism or not. It seemed like a sincere post. Scares me off if I have something wonderful, but dubious sounding, to share.
Tony

thanks Tony and Dubh, i don't mind the slagging at all. the main thing is that it works. i tried it out a minute before i bought it.
and some board members might try this hanger out in deep secret

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:13 pm

lixnaw wrote:
TonyHiggins wrote:That was a pretty hard slam on lixnaw, skepticism or not. It seemed like a sincere post. Scares me off if I have something wonderful, but dubious sounding, to share.
Tony
thanks Tony and Dubh, i don't mind the slagging at all. the main thing is that it works. i tried it out a minute before i bought it.
and some board members might try this hanger out in deep secret

The chair wedge works . . . that's not controversial at all. If you've got the usual office chair . . . you NEED a wedge.

djm · Post by **djm** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:14 pm

I checked the Wedge out. At $80 its nothing more than a $2 piece of foam rubber that squashed absolutely flat and did nothing at all for me. Gimme kapok anytime.

djm